Think you are having a bad day?
>
>
>Fire authorities in California found a corpse in a burned-out
>section of
>forest while assessing the damage done by a forest fire. The
>deceased
>male was dressed in a full wet suit, complete with scuba tanks on
>his
>back, flippers, and face mask.
>
>A postmortem test revealed that the man died not from burns, but
>from
>massive internal injuries. Dental records provided a positive
>identification. Investigators then set about to determinehow a fully
>clothed diver ended up in the middle of a forest fire.
>
>It was revealed that on the day of the fire, the man went divingoff
>the
>coast, some 20 miles from the forest. The fire fighters, seeking to
>control the fire as quickly as possible, had called in a fleet of
>helicopters with very large dip buckets. Water wasdipped from the
>ocean
>and emptied at the site of the forest fire.
>
>You guessed it. One minute our diver was making like
>Flipper in the Pacific, the next, he was doing the breast strokein a
>fire dip bucket 300 feet in the air.
>Some days it just doesn't pay to get out of bed.
>
>
>Still think you're having a bad day?
>
>A man was working on his motorcycle on the patio, his wife nearbyin
>the
>kitchen. While racing the engine, the motorcycle accidentallyslipped
>into gear. The man, still holding onto the handlebars, was dragged
>along
>as it burst through the glass patio doors.
>
>His wife, hearing the crash, ran in the room to find her husband cut
>and
>bleeding, the motorcycle, and the shattered patio door.
>She called for an ambulance and, because the house sat on a fairly
>large
>hill, went down the several flights
>of stairs to meet the paramedics and escort them to her husband.
>
>While the attendants were loading her husband, the
>wife managed to right the motorcycle and push it outside.
>She also quickly blotted up the spilled gasoline with
>some paper towels and tossed them into the toilet.
>
>After being treated and released, the man returned home, looked at
>the
>shattered patio door and the damage doneto his motorcycle. He went
>into
>the bathroom and consoled himself with a cigarette while attending
>to
>his business. About to stand, he flipped the butt between his legs.
>
>The wife, who was in the kitchen, heard a loud explosion and her
>husband
>screaming. Finding him lying on the bathroom floor with his trousers
>blown away and burns on his buttocks, legs and groin, she once again
>phoned for an ambulance. The same paramedic crew was dispatched.
>
>As the paramedics carried the man down the stairs to the
>ambulancethey
>asked the wife how he had come to burn himself. She told them.They
>started laughing so hard, one slipped, the stretcher and dumping the
>husband out. He fell down the remaining stairs, breaking his arm.
>
>Still having a bad day? Just remember, it could be worse...
>
>The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon Valdezoil
>spill in Alaska was $80,000. At a special ceremony, two of the most
>expensively saved animals were being released back into the wild
>amid
>cheers and applause from onlookers. A minute later, in full view, a
>killer whale ate them both.
>
>
>Still think you are having a bad day?
>
>A woman came home to find her husband in the kitchen shaking
>frantically, almost in a dancing frenzy, with some kind of
>wirerunning
>from his waist towards the electric kettle. Intendingto jolt him
>away
>from the deadly current, she whacked him with a handyplank of wood,
>breaking his arm in two places. Up to that moment, he had been
>happily
>listening to his Walkman.
>
>STILL think you're having a bad day?
>
>Two animal rights protesters were protesting at the cruelty of
>sending pigs to a slaughterhouse in Bonn, Germany. Suddenly, all two
>thousand pigs broke loose and escaped through a brokenfence,
>stampeding
>madly.
>The two hopeless protesters were trampled to death
>
>What?! STILL having a bad day??
>
>Iraqi terrorist Khay Rahnajet didn't pay enough postage
>on a letter bomb. It came back with "return to sender" stamped on
>it.
>Forgetting it was the bomb, he opened it and was blown to bits.
>
>There now, feeling better
>
>
>
>Fire authorities in California found a corpse in a burned-out
>section of
>forest while assessing the damage done by a forest fire. The
>deceased
>male was dressed in a full wet suit, complete with scuba tanks on
>his
>back, flippers, and face mask.
>
>A postmortem test revealed that the man died not from burns, but
>from
>massive internal injuries. Dental records provided a positive
>identification. Investigators then set about to determinehow a fully
>clothed diver ended up in the middle of a forest fire.
>
>It was revealed that on the day of the fire, the man went divingoff
>the
>coast, some 20 miles from the forest. The fire fighters, seeking to
>control the fire as quickly as possible, had called in a fleet of
>helicopters with very large dip buckets. Water wasdipped from the
>ocean
>and emptied at the site of the forest fire.
>
>You guessed it. One minute our diver was making like
>Flipper in the Pacific, the next, he was doing the breast strokein a
>fire dip bucket 300 feet in the air.
>Some days it just doesn't pay to get out of bed.
>
>
>Still think you're having a bad day?
>
>A man was working on his motorcycle on the patio, his wife nearbyin
>the
>kitchen. While racing the engine, the motorcycle accidentallyslipped
>into gear. The man, still holding onto the handlebars, was dragged
>along
>as it burst through the glass patio doors.
>
>His wife, hearing the crash, ran in the room to find her husband cut
>and
>bleeding, the motorcycle, and the shattered patio door.
>She called for an ambulance and, because the house sat on a fairly
>large
>hill, went down the several flights
>of stairs to meet the paramedics and escort them to her husband.
>
>While the attendants were loading her husband, the
>wife managed to right the motorcycle and push it outside.
>She also quickly blotted up the spilled gasoline with
>some paper towels and tossed them into the toilet.
>
>After being treated and released, the man returned home, looked at
>the
>shattered patio door and the damage doneto his motorcycle. He went
>into
>the bathroom and consoled himself with a cigarette while attending
>to
>his business. About to stand, he flipped the butt between his legs.
>
>The wife, who was in the kitchen, heard a loud explosion and her
>husband
>screaming. Finding him lying on the bathroom floor with his trousers
>blown away and burns on his buttocks, legs and groin, she once again
>phoned for an ambulance. The same paramedic crew was dispatched.
>
>As the paramedics carried the man down the stairs to the
>ambulancethey
>asked the wife how he had come to burn himself. She told them.They
>started laughing so hard, one slipped, the stretcher and dumping the
>husband out. He fell down the remaining stairs, breaking his arm.
>
>Still having a bad day? Just remember, it could be worse...
>
>The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon Valdezoil
>spill in Alaska was $80,000. At a special ceremony, two of the most
>expensively saved animals were being released back into the wild
>amid
>cheers and applause from onlookers. A minute later, in full view, a
>killer whale ate them both.
>
>
>Still think you are having a bad day?
>
>A woman came home to find her husband in the kitchen shaking
>frantically, almost in a dancing frenzy, with some kind of
>wirerunning
>from his waist towards the electric kettle. Intendingto jolt him
>away
>from the deadly current, she whacked him with a handyplank of wood,
>breaking his arm in two places. Up to that moment, he had been
>happily
>listening to his Walkman.
>
>STILL think you're having a bad day?
>
>Two animal rights protesters were protesting at the cruelty of
>sending pigs to a slaughterhouse in Bonn, Germany. Suddenly, all two
>thousand pigs broke loose and escaped through a brokenfence,
>stampeding
>madly.
>The two hopeless protesters were trampled to death
>
>What?! STILL having a bad day??
>
>Iraqi terrorist Khay Rahnajet didn't pay enough postage
>on a letter bomb. It came back with "return to sender" stamped on
>it.
>Forgetting it was the bomb, he opened it and was blown to bits.
>
>There now, feeling better
>
