Ha Ha Married guys!

[The Hedgehog]

Let's see you get away with putting something like this in your BEDROOM!

 

[A-con]

Nobody is going to say you don't bring the bone to the bedroom.

 

[elk_hunter]

Just don't put that above your headboard...hate to hear you were gored to death!

 

[csutton7]

greeny is feeling horny

 

[TLC]

impressive rack. but would still like to be a little mouse in the corner when you are explaining that hanging over the headboard to any potential sleepover friends.

 

[smalls]

"Tonight baby, that don't mean a thing, tonight YOU are my trophy!"

 

[Moosie]

Other Quotes you might hear "

"Well if I don't have enough bone, You can always borrow the G4's on this puppy".

"I've mounted Bigger....."

"If the Moose racks a Rockin' Don't bother Knockin' ".

"Baby, it's just a Rule I have, Unless your Butt is Wider then this rack, I'm not sleeping with you...."

.....My guess is you better bolt that sucker really good up to the wall so when you grab it for leverage you won't rip it off !!!

 

[TLC]

" no baby, your rack is just as impressive as that one".

 

[Ovis]

Looking a little Metro there GH.

 

[mattobertin]

I hope that is the only moose you bring to the bedroom!hump

 

[Spitz]

.....My guess is you better bolt that sucker really good up to the wall so when you grab it for leverage you won't rip it off !!!

The problem with that one Moosie, is that I hear he likes to put it up to his head and make horny Moose calls during coitus.

All joking aside, even though that moose is an all-time record book animal, though my wife would certainly allow him in the house, there's no way in hell he'd be in my bedroom. Kudos.

 

[noharleyyet]

The problem with that one Moosie, is that I hear he likes to put it up to his head and make horny Moose calls during coitus.

All joking aside, even though that moose is an all-time record book animal, though my wife would certainly allow him in the house, there's no way in hell he'd be in my bedroom. Kudos.

....not even as a headboard?...it's damn sure big enough.

 

[Dinkshooter]

Looking a little Metro there GH.

Looking spiffy.

A person gets use to seeing someone dirty, out of focus and with a beer in their hand

 

[schmalts]

Hmmm... before I looked at the picture i figured it would be a picture of a naked 20-something chick. (something i know i could'nt have in my room)
But, i could get away with moose horns.. She even wanted my Oryx mount in the bedroom but i said it had to go in the living room.

 

[The Hedgehog]

She even wanted my Oryx mount in the bedroom but i said it had to go in the living room.

The only reason for that is she wanted something in the bedroom with more than a three inch horn.

 

[hntrjohn]

I used t have animals in the bedroom in the old house.

Now they are in the den and dining room.

 

[The Hedgehog]

Schmalts, Wait. I think I'm onto something. That Oryx has long black horns right? Maybe your wife's trying to tell you something. Is she trying to get you to wear sparkly bling bling, baggy pants, and get a gold crown on your front tooth too? I'd be asking some questions if I were you.

 

[schmalts]

no, she probably just wants to get off with the oryx horn.. as long as I can watch i am good with it.

 

[Dangerous Dave]

Allright Greenie, what gives? Your crib looks clean and decent.
I'm single too, but my room looks like something straight out of Dracula's castle. Antlers, skulls, hides, bones, papers, books and laundry stacked up to the celing, hell -I could have a dead body molding away somewhere in corner. My last girlfriend called me a troglodyte. Like a caveman. Guess if the shoe fits...

 

[hntrjohn]

Allright Greenie, what gives? Your crib looks clean and decent.
I'm single too, but my room looks like something straight out of Dracula's castle. Antlers, skulls, hides, bones, papers, books and laundry stacked up to the celing, hell -I could have a dead body molding away somewhere in corner. My last girlfriend called a troglodyte. Like a caveman. Guess if the shoe fits...

Maybe he is queer??