Whelen Nut
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I was turkey hunting yesterday morning. I stepped out of the pickup and took a leak when the game warden drove up. He asked for my license and I told him it was in the truck. He said it was supposed to be on me at all times when I'm out in the field. I told him that was insane because I wasn't actually hunting, I was just taking a leak.
He said he could give me a ticket for not having my hunting license on me or give me a ticket for public indecency. I said you've got to be shitting me. He said it was a county ordinance. I said, well if I have a choice I'll take the public indecency. He wrote me a ticket and gave it to me. The fine was listed as $1000. I freaked out, a thousand dollars. The game warden replied, yup a hundred dollars an inch!
He said he could give me a ticket for not having my hunting license on me or give me a ticket for public indecency. I said you've got to be shitting me. He said it was a county ordinance. I said, well if I have a choice I'll take the public indecency. He wrote me a ticket and gave it to me. The fine was listed as $1000. I freaked out, a thousand dollars. The game warden replied, yup a hundred dollars an inch!
