FARTS !

[dgibson]

cjcj, I think you've had one too many hits off the bong.

 

[GLW]

cj, but can your wife call in a buck with hers?

 

[imported_Smitty]

I do not fart, I flatulate

 

[Gambels]

Mine smell like Chanel No.5, my wifes smell like something crawled up her bunger and died.

 

[pawclaws]

I like those big long ones with personality that deserve a name!

Min smell like Roses! (Of course hers stink to high heaven!!)

(Speakers on and pull my finger)

 

[cjcj]

My wife hates mine, but i love`m, she likes hers and i hatem, i guess the question is how do you feel about your own farts? and when i`m hunting thats when they are the best, Why in the hell is that?

 

[Elkhunter]

This topic stinks!

But just so you know, mine smell good enough to eat.

 

[The Viperess]

I think you guys have to much time on your hands.

 

[Nut]

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by The Viperess:
I think you guys have to much time on your hands.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

It isnt our hands we are talking about

 

[RogueWarrior1957]

The "string of pearls" ones are the worse...ya know when it sounds like dragging a string of pearls out of a cardboard box.

Check out this link and pull these fingers for some hilariously sick effects: http://www.totallytom.com/Fartophone.html

-RW-

 

[cjcj]

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by dgibson:
cjcj, I think you've had one too many hits off the bong.

<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Hey Gibson that will cause alot of gas also, but i haven`t even saw a bong since the 70`s.

 

[beardown]

I like to share mine. AZ402 can attest to this. One time comming back from the strip I ripped ass in his new truck it hung around for days, his wife was disgusted by the smell like two days later!

But I've got to give it up to my lab, he's the only dog that I've ever herd fart! Plus he'll clear the room out in a hurry, sick bastard!

 

[Elkhunter]

 

[schmalts]

My Lab has good sound also.. He will let one rip and get up and run out of the room.

 

[willib54]

We used to light em when we were in college. Those blue flamers really lit up the room!

You didn't want to be the one with the hairy arse tho!

 

[Whiskers]

I like the silent ones, then you can blame it on someone else. Don't say anything, then blame it on the first one that complains.

 

[DRAFTSTUD]

Think about this one, everyone talks about eye-hand coordination, but what about brain-ass coordination? What tells your butt to rip one off, but not to crap at the same time! Therefore, If you can run everyone out of the room without putting racing stripes in your drawers, who is the smartest one in the room? Thats what makes an educational web site like Moosies' so fun.

 

[45Hawken]

What was that picture? Did you cause a hole in the ozone?

 

[Elkhunter]

Last weekend when LB and Iwere in PetCo I cut a real nasty silent one. Right after that, an older couple came into the aisle and I started making faces and pointing to LB, then walked away.

 

[pawclaws]

I practice at Wal-Mart by the fish tanks!

(They change the water that night!!)

Yes Farting is educational!! Now srepeat after me: " A smart feller felt smart and I felt smart too! (Repeat this as quickly as possible four times.)

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