Elk Drawing Results. All help appreciated! TIA

I’m one of the elite level pro-staffers for Lil Debbie. No CrossFit necessary to maintain the oval shape of this #DadBOD.

Besides, I gotta take my RZR to have a coffee cup holder large enough to accommodate my 42OZ travel mug. I require a lot of hydration to fuel this beast.

But I appreciate the suggestion for a cut down toothbrush. That’s main character level up intel there. It will save a ton of space in my pack. I can add another pack of Nutter Butters in its place.

Kinda disappointed @Frequently Banned Troll hasn’t chimed in yet with his suggestion for beverage of choice at the glassing spots.
No teasing about Nutter Butters.....they have medicinal value.
 
Have you started ElkFit yet? Once you get off Norris Rd and head up Rock Creek you're gonna wish you'd started training yesterday. I can get you a coupon code for 15% off.
Also please make sure you flatten the bill of your cap if you're gonna go deep and steep. Is your crew lined up and ready? You'll need a couple spotters, packers and some bros to pass the time with between epic glassing sessions.
Shave the handle off of your toothbrush to save precious ounces.
Final thing - you can't go deep and weather the elements if your fit doesn't match. If you're not wearing the latest digital confusion pattern top and bottom the old monarchs will pick you off in a millisecond.
Oh oh don't forget the Black Jacked up truck....:)
 
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