Dangerous Dave
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Three hunters on Safari in Darkest Africa were captured by the local tribesmen and brought before their chief. The hunters were caught trespassing on the native's hunting grounds which was a serious offense. The chief approached them and said said to the first hunter; "You have a choice... DEATH, or WAHMUNGA."
The first hunter thought a moment and said, "WAHMUNGA." The entire village instantly exploded in a celebration of sexual frenzy, and the poor hunter was hauled off, bent over, greased up and horribly ravaged for over an hour.
The chief then approached the frightened second hunter and asked, "DEATH... or WAHMUNGA?" He certainaly didn't want to die, so he slowly answered "WAHMUNGA." Again the villagers celebrated, hauled the screaming 2nd hunter off, and indulged in an even longer, disgusting spectacle of broke back jungle-love.
Afterward, the chief finally asked the third hunter, "DEATH... or WAHMUNGA?" The third hunter was a proud, brave man and wasn't going to have his manliness debased in such a vile, perverted way. He stepped foward and boldly said, "DEATH!"
The whole village gasped and fell silent. The chief paused a moment, and then shouted, "DEATH... BY WAHMUNGA!!!"
The first hunter thought a moment and said, "WAHMUNGA." The entire village instantly exploded in a celebration of sexual frenzy, and the poor hunter was hauled off, bent over, greased up and horribly ravaged for over an hour.
The chief then approached the frightened second hunter and asked, "DEATH... or WAHMUNGA?" He certainaly didn't want to die, so he slowly answered "WAHMUNGA." Again the villagers celebrated, hauled the screaming 2nd hunter off, and indulged in an even longer, disgusting spectacle of broke back jungle-love.
Afterward, the chief finally asked the third hunter, "DEATH... or WAHMUNGA?" The third hunter was a proud, brave man and wasn't going to have his manliness debased in such a vile, perverted way. He stepped foward and boldly said, "DEATH!"
The whole village gasped and fell silent. The chief paused a moment, and then shouted, "DEATH... BY WAHMUNGA!!!"
