Crack Hunting

[The Hedgehog]

You never know where or when it will happen; trying on boots, having lunch or picking up the kids from school.. it's always best to be prepared.

 

[Dangerous Dave]

EErrr... I'm HOPING those are BOTH females. If they aren't I'm gonna need therapy! Or at least my man-card checked out. Photos like that should come with a disclaimer. lol DD

 

[smalls]

Greenhorn, just say NO to crack!

 

[noharleyyet]

...crop the bottom right pic....schwiiingggg!

 

[JB]

...crop the bottom right pic....schwiiingggg!

top picture.....slap right cheek and watch the wave travel all the way to the left.
schwiiinggg!

 

[The Hedgehog]

I am.. Crack Hunter.

 

[smalls]

I am.. Crack Hunter.

In addition to MILF hunter, Cougar hunter, Flower hunter, Hog hunter and SLC Girls Gone Wild videographer...

 

[AZ402]

Greenhorn has now inspired me to have my cell phone ready at all times.

 

[TheTone]

Is the second one at The Garage in Bozeman?

 

[BigHornRam]

That's some Boone and Crockett Crack working at Schnee's!

 

[The Hedgehog]

LaParilla, a burrito shop

 

[wilecoyote76]

I don't see a tramp stamp on either gal.....not that you would want to, especially the top one.

 

[scottymack]

Looks like some of the girls at my office especially the top.

 

[BigHornRam]

"LaParilla, a burrito shop"

I would think that a burrito joint would make excellent Crack habitat. A wise Crack hunter would focus his efforts there.......

 

[shoots-straight]

You've found the cracks now that you've determined them to be of trophy quality you must seal the deal. Slowly slip up behind the crack, slip your four finger up to the knuckles deep down into the crack, slowly slip the finger back out without waking the crack. Now pull your four finger up to your nose and take a whiff. Good quality cracks are hard to find.

 

[JB]

You've found the cracks now that you've determined them to be of trophy quality you must seal the deal. Slowly slip up behind the crack, slip your four finger up to the knuckles deep down into the crack, slowly slip the finger back out without waking the crack. Now pull your four finger up to your nose and take a whiff. Good quality cracks are hard to find.

ROFLMAO

 

[Moosie]

Carry extra Pencils.... Stick one in the Crack as you wak by !!!

 

[csutton7]

shoots-straight-- that's funny....chris

 

[shoots-straight]

It's been brought to my attention that there are those of you whom don't know how to decipher the results of the whiff. So for those of you who aren't in the know here goes.
Part 2 of the crack sniff.

If the finger smells of that of a chit house door on a tuna bout, buy the crack a corona light, if the aroma is that of just the chit house door, or that of the chit house door in a burrito shop, it might be Big Horn Ram. Wash off probe immediately.

 

[BigHornRam]

Or you can just practice catch and release Crack hunting like GH does SS.