A policeman is cruising past a pub after closing time when he notices two motorbikes still parked out front. He goes around the back of the pub only to find two bikers, one with his fingers up the other's bum.
“What’s going on here?” he asks.
The biker replies “Jose here has had too much to drink and I’m trying to make him vomit.”
The cop says “I think you should be sticking your fingers down his THROAT!”
The biker replies “That’s what I’m going to do next!”
