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Now, this is a guy I can really relate to! I predict he'll be a big success in America!
"It remains to be seen whether the American public will be as enthusiastic about "Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan" as the press who have seen the movie are.
On His Hobbies
"My hobbies is disco dance, table tennis and also taking photographs of ladies doing toilet without their knowledge. Why not? They do not know."
On His Family
"I have three children: Balak, Balaam and Huey Lewis. Balak who is 13 has American pen friend called Mr. Foley. He say, 'Meet in hotel room.' My sister make my family very proud by being No. 4 prostitute in all of Kazakhstan. She recently received award from Kazakh Minister of Industry for best sexy mouth. I also who have a brother named Bilo. He is a retard with small head but very small arms. He has 204 teeth, 201 in mouth and three in nose. My first wife is dead. High five!"
His Thoughts on President Bush
"We in Kazakhstan very much admire your mighty warlord George Walker Bush. He is a very wise man and also a strong man. But, perhaps not as strong as his father, Barbara."
Who Borat Would Like to Meet in Hollywood
"I would most like to meet some of your new Hollywood starlets. In particular, Elizabeth Taylor. I would also like to meet fearless anti-Jewish warrior Melvin Gibson. We in Kazakhstan agree with his comments that the Jews have started all wars, and we also have proof that they were responsible for killing off all the dinosaurs. Also, Hurricane Katrina. They did it. It's a long story."
On His Favorite Movies
"In Kazakhstan, we are huge fannies of U. S. of A. movies. And we have shown this by manufacturing pirate DVDs of many of them. We like movies of funny man Edward Murphy. We in Kazakhstan laugh very much when we see his chocolate face, ya? It is unusual. The color! Other American films we like are 'Robocop,' 'Titanic' and the sex comedy 'The Accused.'"
Can We Expect More Movies Featuring Borat?
"I, eh, not sure exactly when I will next make a movie film, because for the next 18 months my country's camera is fully booked for make other television shows. This includes programs such as 'Kazakhstan's Next Top Prostitute' and the comedy about the person who waited very late in his life to have 'sexy time.' It's called 'The 4-year-old Virgin.' Almost 5 and he never make out!"
On Becoming a MySpace Fixture
"I must say I am the second Kazakh man ever on MySpaces. The first was the minister of agriculture, Morat Sukeyev, but his page was taking down because of a sex crime. It is no problem. He is now posing as 'JohnnyTexas,' age 11. He has already received 200 messages from your Mr. Foley."
"Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan" opens nationwide Nov. 3.
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Click here for more on Borat:
http://www.slate.com/id/2151865/?GT1=8702
"It remains to be seen whether the American public will be as enthusiastic about "Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan" as the press who have seen the movie are.
On His Hobbies
"My hobbies is disco dance, table tennis and also taking photographs of ladies doing toilet without their knowledge. Why not? They do not know."
On His Family
"I have three children: Balak, Balaam and Huey Lewis. Balak who is 13 has American pen friend called Mr. Foley. He say, 'Meet in hotel room.' My sister make my family very proud by being No. 4 prostitute in all of Kazakhstan. She recently received award from Kazakh Minister of Industry for best sexy mouth. I also who have a brother named Bilo. He is a retard with small head but very small arms. He has 204 teeth, 201 in mouth and three in nose. My first wife is dead. High five!"
His Thoughts on President Bush
"We in Kazakhstan very much admire your mighty warlord George Walker Bush. He is a very wise man and also a strong man. But, perhaps not as strong as his father, Barbara."
Who Borat Would Like to Meet in Hollywood
"I would most like to meet some of your new Hollywood starlets. In particular, Elizabeth Taylor. I would also like to meet fearless anti-Jewish warrior Melvin Gibson. We in Kazakhstan agree with his comments that the Jews have started all wars, and we also have proof that they were responsible for killing off all the dinosaurs. Also, Hurricane Katrina. They did it. It's a long story."
On His Favorite Movies
"In Kazakhstan, we are huge fannies of U. S. of A. movies. And we have shown this by manufacturing pirate DVDs of many of them. We like movies of funny man Edward Murphy. We in Kazakhstan laugh very much when we see his chocolate face, ya? It is unusual. The color! Other American films we like are 'Robocop,' 'Titanic' and the sex comedy 'The Accused.'"
Can We Expect More Movies Featuring Borat?
"I, eh, not sure exactly when I will next make a movie film, because for the next 18 months my country's camera is fully booked for make other television shows. This includes programs such as 'Kazakhstan's Next Top Prostitute' and the comedy about the person who waited very late in his life to have 'sexy time.' It's called 'The 4-year-old Virgin.' Almost 5 and he never make out!"
On Becoming a MySpace Fixture
"I must say I am the second Kazakh man ever on MySpaces. The first was the minister of agriculture, Morat Sukeyev, but his page was taking down because of a sex crime. It is no problem. He is now posing as 'JohnnyTexas,' age 11. He has already received 200 messages from your Mr. Foley."
"Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan" opens nationwide Nov. 3.
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Click here for more on Borat:
http://www.slate.com/id/2151865/?GT1=8702
