Tom
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His last on earth.
The 5 stages of senility.
1. You forget names.
2. You forget faces.
3. You forget to zip up.
4. You foget to zip down.
5. You don't care.
His first in heaven.
He gets to the pearly gates.
BH: Knock, knock.
Saint P.: Who's there?
BH: Bob
S.P.: Bob who?
BH: Bob Hope
S.P.: I don't get it, its not funny.
BH: I died with that down there too, that's why I'm here.
The 5 stages of senility.
1. You forget names.
2. You forget faces.
3. You forget to zip up.
4. You foget to zip down.
5. You don't care.
His first in heaven.
He gets to the pearly gates.
BH: Knock, knock.
Saint P.: Who's there?
BH: Bob
S.P.: Bob who?
BH: Bob Hope
S.P.: I don't get it, its not funny.
BH: I died with that down there too, that's why I'm here.
