LawVegas
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Two blonde men are out in the woods when one of them says, "Man I really have to go to the bathroom."
The other one says, "Go behind a tree, nobody will see you and I promise I won't watch."
"What am I going to use to wipe with," the first one asks.
"Well... I don't know. You have a dollar on you, right? Just use that."
The first guy goes behind a tree, makes a few grunting noises and comes out a few minutes later covered in fecal matter.
"What happened to you?" the other guy asks.
"Do you realize how hard it is to wipe your rear with 3 quarters, 2 dimes and a nickel?"
The other one says, "Go behind a tree, nobody will see you and I promise I won't watch."
"What am I going to use to wipe with," the first one asks.
"Well... I don't know. You have a dollar on you, right? Just use that."
The first guy goes behind a tree, makes a few grunting noises and comes out a few minutes later covered in fecal matter.
"What happened to you?" the other guy asks.
"Do you realize how hard it is to wipe your rear with 3 quarters, 2 dimes and a nickel?"
