Blast from the past Do you know who Wrote this

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Was cleaning out my harddrive and found this, I started cracking up. I forgot all about the greeks until I read this post. I am betting most don't remember who wrote it


The Greek and Country Lady decide to try hunting for the first time after moving to Wyoming from Arizona.

Being experts on the Kaibab and Arizona strip, even though they only shot one doe mule deer there (supposedly, we're still waiting for the pictures) they figure elk should be a snap.

Opening morning at 8:00 a.m. the stillness of the mobile home air in Hanna Wyoming is shattered by the cheap alarm clock.

"Shut if off!" bellows the Greek. "Shut up" says country lady, "and take off those stockings and the wee-wee thingy"

"Why do we have to get out there so early?" says the Greek, "my ex-oufitter buddy said its a waste of time to scout, I figured since thats true, why get out there early?"

"Come on Greek, all the elk from unit 77, the national park feedlot hunt, will be gone by the time we get there."

Suffering from the customary hangover, cigarette burns, and the ever present pain of the wee-wee machine, the greek finally rolls out of bed.

"I'll start the new 71 ford truck we just bought with cash after saving for ten years, while you pack our favorite camp meal" says the Greek. "By the way, dont forget I drive a big rig honey, we'll get up to unit 77 in plenty of time."

The greek heads out the front door of the mobile home and cant seem to find the new ford truck in the weed patch in the front yard. Finally he sees the rig and sqeezes behind the wheel. "Damn," says the Greek, "having the steering wheel in my beer gut all day while road hunting wont be too fun." Luckily for the Greek, the new 71 wont start.

"Hehe" mutters the Greek, "I'll just fire up my big rig, after all me and the owner are best friends, so he shouldnt mind".

The Greek walks back into the mobile home and finds Country Lady packing the Greeks favorite camp meal of "SHIKABOBS". "Great looking Shikabobs", says the Greek as saliva rolls down the front of his wife-beater tank-top tee shirt.

"I just hope we can find a level spot to camp with plenty of rocks and water for the fire" says Country Lady.

"Come on country lady, the big rigs all warmed up, lets go hunting, remember I shot my first grouse in 1967, so I know everything about hunting." says the Greek.

They jump in the big rig and head north out of Hanna, but just a few miles out of town, the Greek gets hungry. "Give me a shikabob country lady, I'm hungry". They Greek chows down a couple shikabobs and some feta cheese, but the favorite camp meal doesnt sit too well in his trucker gut. "Damn it!" says the Greek, "I have to hit the can". "Look!" growls the country lady, with a smoke hanging from her lip "Its a porta-pottie". "Great" says the Greek as he pulls the big rig over.

The Greek approaches the porta-pottie and swings the door open and takes one step, "Son-of-a-bitch!" screams the Greek, as he falls ass-over tea kettle into the porta pottie, "I just shit my pants and sprained my ankle."

The Greek limps back to the big rig with a load in his britches and slides back into the drivers seat. "Whats wrong Greek?" says country lady. "We cant go hunting again this year" says the Greek, " I just busted my ankle in the porta-pottie"

The Greeks then point the big rig south and head back to Hanna, where the Greek continues to pretend to be the toughest guy in Wyoming and the Country lady dreams about having her way with Greenhorn.
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I'm shocked...but the Greek still hasnt showed up in Laramie to kick my ass...neither has his outfitter/timber baron/trucker buddy.
 
[QUOTEWhen did 280 change his screen=name from 'Greek'][/QUOTE]


ahh another bitter Texan, it must suck to be you
 
but the Greek still hasnt showed up in Laramie to kick my ass...
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I did, but decided that going hunting and having a few brews was much more fun! ;)

Anyone remember Ravenbeauty and all those dumb looking avatar's she made for folks?? Heck, when I was on dial-up it would take 10minutes for a thread to show up because of all her crap.
 
Jimmy Crack corn on the Monkey....... ;)

Buzz, that was a GOod story :)

I miss the Geek. That guy was a Fuggin Loon bin !!!
 
I remember.

Yes I am still around, I just cruise around in incognito.(Just kidding)

I spend alot less time on the computer. I have bette things to do.
 
WOW,.,, bullhound and Hntrjohn in the same post, Speaking of Blasts from the pasts !!!!! Good to see good folks still around :D :D Don't miss the Greek though, Although watching him go toe to toe with Greeny as funny. I especially like the time he was Pissed and told Greeny that he's a Braggart becasue he only posts 6 point bulls or better .... Greenys reply was simple and told him that he only shoots and has only shot 6 point bulls or better...... I laughed for days and still remember that. HAHA !!
 
1_pointer said:
Anyone remember Ravenbeauty and all those dumb looking avatar's she made for folks?? Heck, when I was on dial-up it would take 10minutes for a thread to show up because of all her crap.
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yeah but you looked at her picture in her profile for 20 mins before you even started reading threads :D




yeah it was on yoopers board, buzz wrote that. I think that was right after the porta potty inceident when greek slipped in and broke his ankle.

I generally dont keep stuff but I dont throw it away either, someone usually saves it for me to read when I get off work or its sent to me if I didnt see it.

I was looking for my cadcam program I misplaced and found like 10 cds of crap from the good old days.

All I know is My wife and I have met hundreds of people from the internet( no not for porn, April ran some downsydrom boards and we used to meet every 3 months in laughlin) and never in my life have I met anyone so F-uped than a few people on this board that went and started hunterslife and yoopers board.

My favorite sayings was from a wannabe jesus freak " We are married in our own eyes" then followed up by this comment. We'll She(his wife) was suppose to die a while ago and hasnt yet but I still love him".
This al came out after she went to vegas with yet another guy and got caught by the HIM whos wife was dying.
oh the good old days, speaking of which does anyone still have that vegas picture that cause such a big stir? I am betting I do but too tired to look for it.



Does anyone remmeber when green horn was just a kid(16-18 years old) on the original site and everyone gave him shit for shooting big animals.

or the one about the guy and that black bear next to the forrest service road( that was one of greenhorns buddies I think :D
 
Just a kid? Crap I'm 39 six weeks.

Didn't Danr give that woman the dirty sanchez? How come he won't give the details?
 
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