April fools

powderburn

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Just got back from teaching my boys the finer points of night time reconnaissance and security. Just after dark I gathered my 3 boys and we started operation Pissemoff. Several of our main buisness competitors in town have security gates around their grounds so we decided to help them out by adding more chains and locks. I chained and padlocked 3 gates to their yards, I'm talking logging chain and heavy duty pad locks. Funny part is I can see them all from our buisness and can't wait to see all the employees standing around in the morning outside the gates wondering whats up.
 
Thanks for reminding me...I've got a few pratical joker friends I'll need to be on the lookout for tomorrow. Couple of years ago they put my address in the newspaper for a garage sale beginning at 5:30 a.m.
 
Well I went to work earlier than normal and did the drive by of the chosen locations. Everyone knows my truck so they flagged me down at the first stop to see if I had bolt cutters in my truck. Oh damn must have left them at home. Second stop had about 15 vehicles lined up and I kept right on going. The third shop is right next door to our shop and there were about 25 vehicles lined up, I was nearly wetting myself I was laughing so hard. A couple of those guys came to our shop to borrow a cutting torch and I told them they would have to wait for the service manager to arrive because I could not lend shop tools out. All in all it was well executed and there was much speculation as to who would have done such a thing. My name came up a couple times because I'm known for the odd prank but nothing stuck and I'm pleading the fifth.
 
I actully forgot all about yesterday being April Fools. I didnt' pull any pranks on anyone at all. Not even my sister. Glad you had fun though.
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