Any takers?

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I saw this the other day, I told my wife to pack my bags. She looked at me and said “you already have this planned out in your head don’t you?”.
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I told her I had a basic outline of infil and exfil from shore and Puerto Rico, but knowing security inside the presidential palace, how many body guards, safe rooms, etc.. She stopped me right there. She said I had a 0% chance of even getting into Venezuela, and I told her I’d calculated a 10% chance of getting into the palace, so she’s way off. I told her the DOJ is suckers, they’re gonna give me 50 mil and I get to get in a gunfight with bad guys. It’s a win win.
 
I have to go to a wedding back East in September. Been informed that khakis, dress jacket, and tie are recommended.
I dont own any of that, partially why I left nearly 40 years ago.
But if I have to buy a tie I might be able to slip in to that dictators foxhole and strangle the f'er.
 
I have to go to a wedding back East in September. Been informed that khakis, dress jacket, and tie are recommended.
I dont own any of that, partially why I left nearly 40 years ago.
But if I have to buy a tie I might be able to slip in to that dictators foxhole and strangle the f'er.
recommendation does not equal required. No one cares after the first drink anyways. I’d be more pissed they scheduled a wedding in September.
 
recommendation does not equal required. No one cares after the first drink anyways. I’d be more pissed they scheduled a wedding in September.
Absolutely agree^...though my Biggie Newton t-shirt might push them over the edge.
 

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