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These are actual answering machine answers recorded and verified
by the world famous International Institute of Answering Machine Answers.
1. My wife and I can't come to the phone right now, but if you'll
leave your name and number, we'll get back to you as soon as we're finished.
2. A is for academics, B is for beer. One of those reasons is why
we're not here, so leave a message.
3. Speak.
4. Hi, Now you say something.
5. Hi, I'm not at home right now, but my answering machine is,
so you can talk to it instead. Wait for the beep.
6. Hello. I'm David's answering machine. What are you?
7. (From Japanese friend) Hello! This is Santo. If you leave
message, I call you soon. If you leave "sexy message," I call you sooner!
8. Hi! John's answering machine is broken. This is his refrigerator.
Please speak very slowly, and I'll stick your message to myself
with one of these magnets.
9 Hello, You are talking to a machine. I am capable of receiving
messages. My owners do not need siding, windows, or a hot tub,
and their carpets are clean. They give charity through their office and do
not need their pictures taken. If you're still with us, leave a message
and we'll get back to you.
10. This is not an answering machine. This is a telepathic
thought-recording device. After the tone, think about your name,
your reason for calling and a number where I can reach you, and I'll
think about returning your call.
11.Hi. I am probably home. I'm avoiding someone I don't like.
Leave a message, and if I don't call back, it's you.
12. Hi, this is George. I'm sorry I can't answer the phone right
now. Leave a message, and then wait by your phone until I call you back.
13. If you are a burglar, then we're at home cleaning our assault
weapons right now and can't answer the phone. Otherwise, we probably
aren't home and it is safe to leave us a message.
14. Please leave a message. However, you have the right to remain
silent. Everything you say will be recorded and will be used by us.
15. Hello, you've reached Jim and Sonya We can't pick up the
phone right now, because we're doing something we really enjoy.
Sonya likes doing it briskly up and down,and I like doing it left to right,
real slowly. So leave a message, and when we're done brushing our teeth, we'll
get back to you.
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by the world famous International Institute of Answering Machine Answers.
1. My wife and I can't come to the phone right now, but if you'll
leave your name and number, we'll get back to you as soon as we're finished.
2. A is for academics, B is for beer. One of those reasons is why
we're not here, so leave a message.
3. Speak.
4. Hi, Now you say something.
5. Hi, I'm not at home right now, but my answering machine is,
so you can talk to it instead. Wait for the beep.
6. Hello. I'm David's answering machine. What are you?
7. (From Japanese friend) Hello! This is Santo. If you leave
message, I call you soon. If you leave "sexy message," I call you sooner!
8. Hi! John's answering machine is broken. This is his refrigerator.
Please speak very slowly, and I'll stick your message to myself
with one of these magnets.
9 Hello, You are talking to a machine. I am capable of receiving
messages. My owners do not need siding, windows, or a hot tub,
and their carpets are clean. They give charity through their office and do
not need their pictures taken. If you're still with us, leave a message
and we'll get back to you.
10. This is not an answering machine. This is a telepathic
thought-recording device. After the tone, think about your name,
your reason for calling and a number where I can reach you, and I'll
think about returning your call.
11.Hi. I am probably home. I'm avoiding someone I don't like.
Leave a message, and if I don't call back, it's you.
12. Hi, this is George. I'm sorry I can't answer the phone right
now. Leave a message, and then wait by your phone until I call you back.
13. If you are a burglar, then we're at home cleaning our assault
weapons right now and can't answer the phone. Otherwise, we probably
aren't home and it is safe to leave us a message.
14. Please leave a message. However, you have the right to remain
silent. Everything you say will be recorded and will be used by us.
15. Hello, you've reached Jim and Sonya We can't pick up the
phone right now, because we're doing something we really enjoy.
Sonya likes doing it briskly up and down,and I like doing it left to right,
real slowly. So leave a message, and when we're done brushing our teeth, we'll
get back to you.
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