Pennsyltucky Red Neck
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Fellow was out stalking squirrels.
As he snuck along, he spotted another squirrel hunter, snoozing with his back to a tree, hat pulled down over his face. He had 5 dead bushy tails laying beside him, all battered around the head.
No gun visible he figured the guy musta clubbed them, but didn’t see a club either.
His curiosity got the better of him so he nudged the guy.
“What do you want”? The guy said without looking up.
“ I just gotta know how you killed these squirrels”? He said.
Without moving the guy responded, “I uglied them to death “!
“How do you ugly a squirrel to death”? “I never heard of that”!
At this the guy lifted his hat. He had a face that’d make a freight train run down a gravel road!
He said “I’ve been doing this for years. I wait until they’re up close and lift my hat. They run into a tree and kill themselves”!
“Holy cow. I never heard of such a thing”!
The guy laughs and says “I used to take my wife along hunting too,, but I had to stop”! “She tears them up too bad”!
PTRN
As he snuck along, he spotted another squirrel hunter, snoozing with his back to a tree, hat pulled down over his face. He had 5 dead bushy tails laying beside him, all battered around the head.
No gun visible he figured the guy musta clubbed them, but didn’t see a club either.
His curiosity got the better of him so he nudged the guy.
“What do you want”? The guy said without looking up.
“ I just gotta know how you killed these squirrels”? He said.
Without moving the guy responded, “I uglied them to death “!
“How do you ugly a squirrel to death”? “I never heard of that”!
At this the guy lifted his hat. He had a face that’d make a freight train run down a gravel road!
He said “I’ve been doing this for years. I wait until they’re up close and lift my hat. They run into a tree and kill themselves”!
“Holy cow. I never heard of such a thing”!
The guy laughs and says “I used to take my wife along hunting too,, but I had to stop”! “She tears them up too bad”!
PTRN
