KeithE
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Don't you LOVE America?
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> You live in California when . . .
>
> *You make over $250,000 a year and you still can't
> afford to buy a house.
> *The high school quarterback calls a time-out to answer
> his cellphone.
> *The fastest part of your commute is going down your
> driveway.
> *You know how to eat an artichoke.
> *You drive to your neighborhood block party
> *When someone asks you how far something is, you tell
> them how long it will take to get there rather than how
> many miles away it is.
>
>
> You live in New York when . .
>
> *You say "the city" and expect everyone to know you mean
> Manhattan.
> *You have never been to the Statue of Liberty or the
> Empire State Building.
> *You can get into a four-hour argument about how to get
> from Columbus Circle to Battery Park, but can't find
> Wisconsin on a map.
> *You think Central Park is "nature."
> *You believe that being able to swear at people in their
> own language makes you multi-lingual.
> *You've worn out a car horn.
> *You think eye contact is an act of aggression.
>
>
> You live in Alaska when . . .
>
> *You only have four spices: salt, pepper, ketchup and
> Tabasco.
> *Halloween costumes fit over parkas.
> *You have more than one recipe for moose.
> *Sexy lingerie is anything flannel with less than eight
> buttons.
> *The four seasons are: winter, still winter, almost
> winter, and construction.
>
>
> You live in the South when . . .
>
> *You get a movie and bait in the same store.
> *"y'all" is singular and "all y'all" is plural.
> *After a year of living in the same place you still
> hear, "You ain't from 'round here, are ya?"
> *"He needed killin'" is a valid defense.
> *Everyone has 2 first names: Billy Bob, Jimmy Bob, Mary
> Sue, Fay Nell
>
>
> You live in Colorado when . . .
>
> *You carry your $3,000 mountain bike atop your $500 car.
> *You tell your husband to pick up Granola on his way
> home and he stops at the day care center.
> *A pass does not involve a football or dating.
> *The top of your head is bald, but you still have a pony
> tail.
>
> You live in the Midwest when . .
>
> *You've never met any celebrities, but the mayor knows
> your name.
> *Your idea of a traffic jam is ten cars waiting to pass
> a tractor.
> *You have had to switch from "heat" to "A/C" on the same
> day.
> *You end sentences with a preposition: "Where's my coat
> at?"
> *When asked how your trip was to any exotic place, you
> say, "It was different."
>
>
>
>
>
> You live in California when . . .
>
> *You make over $250,000 a year and you still can't
> afford to buy a house.
> *The high school quarterback calls a time-out to answer
> his cellphone.
> *The fastest part of your commute is going down your
> driveway.
> *You know how to eat an artichoke.
> *You drive to your neighborhood block party
> *When someone asks you how far something is, you tell
> them how long it will take to get there rather than how
> many miles away it is.
>
>
> You live in New York when . .
>
> *You say "the city" and expect everyone to know you mean
> Manhattan.
> *You have never been to the Statue of Liberty or the
> Empire State Building.
> *You can get into a four-hour argument about how to get
> from Columbus Circle to Battery Park, but can't find
> Wisconsin on a map.
> *You think Central Park is "nature."
> *You believe that being able to swear at people in their
> own language makes you multi-lingual.
> *You've worn out a car horn.
> *You think eye contact is an act of aggression.
>
>
> You live in Alaska when . . .
>
> *You only have four spices: salt, pepper, ketchup and
> Tabasco.
> *Halloween costumes fit over parkas.
> *You have more than one recipe for moose.
> *Sexy lingerie is anything flannel with less than eight
> buttons.
> *The four seasons are: winter, still winter, almost
> winter, and construction.
>
>
> You live in the South when . . .
>
> *You get a movie and bait in the same store.
> *"y'all" is singular and "all y'all" is plural.
> *After a year of living in the same place you still
> hear, "You ain't from 'round here, are ya?"
> *"He needed killin'" is a valid defense.
> *Everyone has 2 first names: Billy Bob, Jimmy Bob, Mary
> Sue, Fay Nell
>
>
> You live in Colorado when . . .
>
> *You carry your $3,000 mountain bike atop your $500 car.
> *You tell your husband to pick up Granola on his way
> home and he stops at the day care center.
> *A pass does not involve a football or dating.
> *The top of your head is bald, but you still have a pony
> tail.
>
> You live in the Midwest when . .
>
> *You've never met any celebrities, but the mayor knows
> your name.
> *Your idea of a traffic jam is ten cars waiting to pass
> a tractor.
> *You have had to switch from "heat" to "A/C" on the same
> day.
> *You end sentences with a preposition: "Where's my coat
> at?"
> *When asked how your trip was to any exotic place, you
> say, "It was different."
>
>
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