A True Sporting Chance!

[Dangerous Dave]

HeelerDog, I'll only consider bidding if you defang both critters and tie them to a high fence. Only sporting. It's what discriminating "sportsmen/women demand of the trophy business.
PS: Dangerous Dave Warning... If you see an orange and white 1983 F150 4X4 (Sanford & Son's old truck) heading up to Adin and Canby sometime next week, duck, roll, cover, throw lots of rocks and delouse the place... it'll only be me. Dave

 

[MarvB]

Headin up to the "property" Dave??

 

[Kyhunter42]

Can you set me up on a payment plan? Do I need a license?

 

[280]

Where is Tom and noharley, this is perfect for our Texans or Keith Warren

 

[Dangerous Dave]

Copy that, Marv... that X3A tag is burning my garrage down, so I better put it to some good use. Used the A tag last Sunday evening. Two whole weeks living in a tent and a full week all by myself... I'm gonna find out two things:1) Just how ugly and dirty I can get, and 2) Just how loco I can go. I'll be drooling and talking to myself in no time. Ch 37-40 USB for anyone with a sideband radio who wants to yack with a certifiable lunatic in person. DD

 

[heelerdog]

Marv-yes I do take PayPal as in you will pay before you hunt pal.

DD- I will chain these wily beasts up for a nominal charge of 92 cents. However for your own good I will not defang. What kind of mount will they make if they look like they have Grandmas dentures in their grill?

 

[Dangerous Dave]

Good thinking about not yanking the fangs, but I'll have to talk with my Credit Union about a loan to cover the 92 cent trophy fee. Sounds pretty steep to me!! DD

 

[noharleyyet]

Where is Tom and noharley, this is perfect for our Texans or Keith Warren

....hey 28 caliber, get someone to read post #8 to you.

 

[heelerdog]

Steep? With the caliber of trophy and game management area I'm providing I believe I could ask for as much as $1.07. Do some research and you'll see what a bargain I am offering you. As it stands now the whole package is $5.72, the lies, I mean stories you can tell the Grandkids around your hearth about how you the brave hunter took these beasts will truly be priceless.

As a sidenote to all the little black bastard has stopped pissing on the carpet. Now he just stands by the door, pisses on the tile, and then whines to go out. I am considering raising the starting bid to $1.57 because apparently he can read, get on the Internet and visit Hunt Talk. It is quite obvious to me he is just as smart but probably smarter than any potential pursuers.