Washington Hunter
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A minister was seated next to a Sailor on a flight to Huntsville, Alabama. After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken.
The Sailor asked for a whiskey and soda, which was brought and placed
before him. The flight attendant then asked the minister if he would like a drink.
He replied in disgust, "I'd rather be savagely raped by brazen whores than let liquor touch my lips."
The Sailor then handed his drink back to the attendant and said, "Me too. I didn't know we had a choice."
The Sailor asked for a whiskey and soda, which was brought and placed
before him. The flight attendant then asked the minister if he would like a drink.
He replied in disgust, "I'd rather be savagely raped by brazen whores than let liquor touch my lips."
The Sailor then handed his drink back to the attendant and said, "Me too. I didn't know we had a choice."
