A little humour for your day

[Tradewind]

 

[Tradewind]

 

[WildWill]

“Just because you’re right, doesn’t mean you’re right.” - quote from marriage counselor.

A woman marriage counselor?

 

[Wildabeest]

A woman marriage counselor?

Yep!

 

[Tradewind]

 

[Keep on]

 

[Mallardsx2]

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Seen a couple guys camped hunting elk in Colorado putting camel snus packets into their mouth. My wife looked over at me and said "Could they get any gay'er?"

Then, the one guy lifted a white claw out of his cooler and cracked it.

I looked over at her and said, "Yep!"

 

[Charlie Bob]

 

[Tradewind]

Seen a couple guys camped hunting elk in Colorado putting camel snus packets into their mouth. My wife looked over at me and said "Could they get any gay'er?"

Then, the one guy lifted a white claw out of his cooler and cracked it.

I looked over at her and said, "Yep!"

 

[Tradewind]

On a related note...

 

[Tradewind]

While you're in there...

 

[coleslaw]

While you're in there...

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I imagine that's common... somewhere along our genetic heritage, one of our prehistoric cave relatives obviously got bit in the ass while taking one in the woods.

 

[noharleyyet]

While you're in there...

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[noharleyyet]

TLDR...almost

 

[Tradewind]

I imagine that's common... somewhere along our genetic heritage, one of our prehistoric cave relatives obviously got bit in the ass while taking one in the woods.

I always look first

 

[Dave N]

I always look first

Checking the outhouse in Alaska for anything and didn't notice the hornet nest up high. Little bastards. Bailed out with my pants around my ankles.

 

[Tradewind]

Checking the outhouse in Alaska for anything and didn't notice the hornet nest up high. Little bastards. Bailed out with my pants around my ankles.

Did you fumigate or get stung?

 

[Treeshark]

Checking the outhouse in Alaska for anything and didn't notice the hornet nest up high. Little bastards. Bailed out with my pants around my ankles.

12 years old, my first visit to the outhouse at deer camp (in the dark) was interrupted by a weasel. 30 years later, I still give it a good once-over before fully committing.

 

[Dave N]

Did you fumigate or get stung?

They started hitting the back of my head. Thank God for all of the hair I have! One very light sting on my hand. They died.

 

[Tradewind]