A little humour for your day

[Southern Elk]

 

[longbow51]

Investigation Reveals Pelosi Purchased $10 Million Of Taco Bell Stock Day Before Marijuana Rule Change

WASHINGTON, D.C. — An investigation has revealed that Representative Nancy Pelosi purchased $10 million in Taco Bell stock the day before President Trump loosened marijuana regulations.

babylonbee.com

 

[Wildabeest]

Investigation Reveals Pelosi Purchased $10 Million Of Taco Bell Stock Day Before Marijuana Rule Change

WASHINGTON, D.C. — An investigation has revealed that Representative Nancy Pelosi purchased $10 million in Taco Bell stock the day before President Trump loosened marijuana regulations.

babylonbee.com

Reminds me of this (real) story… always makes me chuckle.

Seattle's 'Hempfest' will feature munchies courtesy of the cops

www.nbcnews.com

 

[44hunter45]

8.7M views · 188K reactions | We take HR very seriously here at The Rob | The Rob Roy Bar Cobh

We take HR very seriously here at The Rob

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[noharleyyet]

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Fell for it....

 

[JV842]

 

[seeth07]

There's only one thing I hate more than lying - Skim Milk. It is nothing more than water that's lying about being milk

 

[Dave N]

TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS - OLD SANTA WAS PISSED.
He cussed out the elves and threw down his list.
Miserable little brats, ungrateful little jerks
I have a good mind to scrap the whole works.
I've busted my arse for damn near a year,
Instead of "Thanks Santa" - what do I hear?
The old lady's mad cause I work late at night
The elves want more money - The reindeer all fight.
Rudolph got drunk and goosed all the maids
Vixen is pregnant and Cupid has AIDS
And just when I thought that things would get better
Those a**holes from IRS sent me a letter
They say I owe taxes - if that ain't damn funny
Who the hell ever sent Santa Clause any money?
And the kids these days - they all are the pits
They want the impossible ...Those mean little shits
I spent a whole year making wagons and sleds
Assembling dolls...Their arms, legs and heads
I made a ton of yo yo's - No request for them
They want computers and robots...they think I'm IBM!
Flying through the air...dodging the trees
Falling down chimneys and skinning my knees
I'm quitting this job...there's just no enjoyment
I'll sit on my fat arse and draw unemployment
There's no Christmas this year...now you know the reason
I FOUND ME A BLONDE.. I'M GOING SOUTH FOR THE SEASON!

 

[Carl 9.3x62]

There's only one thing I hate more than lying - Skim Milk. It is nothing more than water that's lying about being milk

Ok Ron

 

[44hunter45]

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Dyslexics of the world, Untie!!

 

[noharleyyet]

...my Christmas card to Wllm

 

[noharleyyet]

 

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[44hunter45]

...my Christmas card to Wllm
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One for the OCD thread

 

[noharleyyet]

 

[mtmuley]

...my Christmas card to Wllm
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Oh boy. mtmuley

 

[Dave N]