A little humour for your day

[noharleyyet]

 

[Cogreeny]

Wife just sent me this text.
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That’s funny. I just can’t see her having a mean side though.

 

[Stocker]

That’s funny. I just can’t see her having a mean side though.

She’s a woman, she can be the nicest person ever or tear someone apart. Only if that someone is me buying her a knife for Mother’s Day.

 

[Cogreeny]

She’s a woman, she can be the nicest person ever or tear someone apart. Only if that someone is me buying her a knife for Mother’s Day.

I triple dog dare ya to buy her something really nice that fits in a gerber knife box and give it to her.

 

[noharleyyet]

She’s a woman, she can be the nicest person ever or tear someone apart. Only if that someone is me buying her a knife for Mother’s Day.

...a new ironing board?

 

[Sytes]

 

[Addicting]

...a new ironing board?

Too expensive, try a coupon to the grocery store.

 

[Stocker]

...a new ironing board?

Well when she moved in with me at my bachelor pad farmhouse, I went and bought her pots and pans, a vacuum, and an iron the first Christmas thinking a good woman would need those and I don’t clean and pretty much ate dinner at the local bar every night.

Needless to say 15 years later and I still get reminded of how bad of an idea that was.

 

[seeth07]

Well when she moved in with me at my bachelor pad farmhouse, I went and bought her pots and pans, a vacuum, and an iron the first Christmas thinking a good woman would need those and I don’t clean and pretty much ate dinner at the local bar every night.

Needless to say 15 years later and I still get reminded of how bad of an idea that was.

Ahhh it all makes sense now. Here I thought it was your childhood that made you braindead. Nope, it was a combo pot/pan/vacuum and iron all hitting you at once that morning.

 

[Stocker]

Ahhh it all makes sense now. Here I thought it was your childhood that made you braindead. Nope, it was a combo pot/pan/vacuum and iron all hitting you at once that morning.

I’m really surprised she stayed with me. The old farmhouse wouldn’t have had more holes and drafts if it had been strafed by an A10. I just caught bull snakes I came across and threw them in the attic or basement to keep the mice in check like I did around the cattle bunks. That was also apparently something she couldn’t live with. She’s a very needy woman.

 

[CRJR45]

Well when she moved in with me at my bachelor pad farmhouse, I went and bought her pots and pans, a vacuum, and an iron the first Christmas thinking a good woman would need those and I don’t clean and pretty much ate dinner at the local bar every night.

Needless to say 15 years later and I still get reminded of how bad of an idea that was.

I made that mistake with the first wife , never heard the end of it , till she divorced me ....

 

[Jbotto]

She’s a very SAINTLY woman.

 

[peeshaunn]

lmaoo

 

[Nick87]

I just caught bull snakes I came across and threw them in the attic or basement

You need Jesus.

 

[noharleyyet]

 

[Bigjay73]

Tell me you're in a midlife crisis without saying you're in a midlife crisis

 

[Wildabeest]

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@shrapnel !!!

 

[steveshuntn1]

 

[peeshaunn]

lmfao

 

[noharleyyet]