A little humour for your day

[kansasdad]

 

[Sytes]

Wife sent...

 

[SwaggyD]

Wife sent...


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You better make sure she realizes every time you’re right on February 29th this year.

 

[Sytes]

Wife had to explain a slogan... Thankfully I've stayed mostly out of the loop.

Now? I laughed my ass off!

 

[Sytes]

You better make sure she realizes every time you’re right on February 29th this year.

Yep. Trying to figure the best strategic play. Tips?

 

[SwaggyD]

Yep. Trying to figure the best strategic play. Tips?

I’m not smart enough to be giving marriage tips.

 

[CRJR45]

 

[Bigjay73]

 

[Bigjay73]

 

[noharleyyet]

 

[longbow51]

 

[noharleyyet]

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Dad joke>>>>

 

[Bigjay73]

 

[Stifler]

 

[Stifler]

 

[longbow51]

Dad joke>>>>

It is, but nobody goes there anymore. It's too crowded.

 

[338Sh00ter]

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My birthday is coming up, this is perfect!

 

[kansasdad]

 

[kansasdad]

 

[Hunter4Life78]

Yep. Trying to figure the best strategic play. Tips?

Start with squats once comfortable with squats add going to your belly. Get a buddy w throw soft objects at you while doing said squats and going to your belly work your way up to harder objects being thrown. If you can't find a partner to huck items at you due to the time constraint avoid mentioning your "right" in the kitchen especially if cast iron cookery is within reach. Don't mention your "right" near anything she holds dear to her heart or is frageelay. I say this because I'm guessing about the the third you attempt stating your "right" objects will be hucked at you and you are running the risk of being yeeted into oblivion. Wish you the best of luck.