A little humour for your day

[longbow51]

 

[Dave N]

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[gouch]

I always said if someone f’s with my daughters I have a rusty old machete just sitting on my toolbox ready and waiting.

I have four daughters. When they were younger, I always kept my rusty machete on prominent display right along with my dad's old side by side 12 gauge.

 

[BrentD]

I have four daughters. When they were younger, I always kept my rusty machete on prominent display right along with my dad's old side by side 12 gauge.

And you guys with four sons, what do you have prominently displayed? Lawyers?

 

[Nick87]

And you guys with four sons, what do you have prominently displayed? Lawyers?

Three sons. Rubbers.

 

[Dsnow9]

And you guys with four sons, what do you have prominently displayed? Lawyers?

Had a buddy with boys think he was hilarious and told me the old, at least I only have to worry about one rather than all of them. I looked him straight in the face and said the following.

“ I don’t mind going to jail, raise your sons right”

He wasn’t laughing after that

 

[noharleyyet]

 

[noharleyyet]

 

[Bigjay73]

 

[Bigjay73]

 

[Bigjay73]

 

[kansasdad]

What is the difference between Wuhan and Las Vegas????





What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas!!

 

[Caseknife]

I always said if someone f’s with my daughters I have a rusty old machete just sitting on my toolbox ready and waiting.

Kind of thought that you would prefer a chainsaw

 

[antlerradar]

Kind of thought that you would prefer a chainsaw

A chain saw would work much better on wood than a scissors.

 

[Sytes]

Wife sent...

 

[Hunter4Life78]

A chain saw would work much better on wood than a scissors.

Gas is expensive

 

[Dsnow9]

Gas is expensive

I don’t want to clean that stuff out of my chainsaw.

 

[BigHornRam]

 

[BigHornRam]

 

[noharleyyet]