A little humour for your day

[noharleyyet]

 

[noharleyyet]

 

[longbow51]

 

[TN2shot07]

 

[BearFoot]

Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates.

"In honor of this holy season," Saint Peter said, "You must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven."

The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a Bic lighter. He flicked it on. "

"It represents a candle," he said.
"You may pass through the pearly gates," Saint Peter said.

The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He shook them and said, "They're bells." Saint Peter said, "You may pass through the pearly gates."

The third man started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of women's panties.

St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked,

"And just what do those symbolize?" The man replied,

"These are Carol's."

 

[CRJR45]

 

[Straight Arrow]

Show us the rifle.

 

[noharleyyet]

 

[BigHornRam]

Picking on realtors is almost as much fun as picking on lawyers.

 

[Irrelevant]

Picking on realtors is almost as much fun as picking on lawyers.

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more. And easier.

 

[Sytes]

Pretty cool, IMO. Hah! I'll have to toss it into the metal hunt talker thread.

 

[JV842]

 

[Pucky Freak]

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17HMR isn’t too far off. Velocity is so high the bullet explodes on impact. I usually have shoulder meat loss from head shots.

 

[Dsnow9]

Not a car but had the unfortunate experience of spending some time in the mall yesterday. It was pretty entertaining but I was ready to leave about the time I walked in the door. Had to share these though.

 

[mxracer317]

Not a car but had the unfortunate experience of spending some time in the mall yesterday. It was pretty entertaining but I was ready to leave about the time I walked in the door. Had to share these though. View attachment 306417View attachment 306418

What pisses me off is the “Woke AF” product name.

 

[Keep on]

 

[Keep on]

 

[Wallydeuce]

 

[David658]

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I often steal images from here and repost. This one? Not in a million years.

 

[Nick87]