A little humour for your day

[steveshuntn1]

 

[brocksw]

 

[noharleyyet]

 

[CRJR45]

 

[Bigjay73]

 

[grizzly_]

green new deal chainsaw

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$79 at a Harbor Freight

 

[Nick87]

$79 at a Harbor Freight

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I know a guy who tried to put in a garden with a snow blower. Totally off subject but this ad made me think of that story.

 

[longbow51]

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My wife worked at NASA, showed her this, and she spilled fine champagne. Shame on you Ken. Too funny!

 

[Addicting]

I know a guy who tried to put in a garden with a snow blower. Totally off subject but this ad made me think of that story.

What’s wrong with that? I’ve spread mulch and topsoil that way before. lol

 

[Nick87]

What’s wrong with that? I’ve spread mulch and topsoil that way before. lol

Better change it to spider monski.

 

[Tradewind]

 

[Oak]

I don’t follow this thread, so this may have already been posted. But I saw it today and it reminded me of my friend @tjones.

 

[tjones]

Yep Oak, this is spot on. I am in the thick of it right now. Non stop Hallmark, Lifetime and some other mushed up channel. I have been spending a ton of time up a cottonwood hoping nothing comes by for me to have to deal with.

 

[Keep on]

 

[noharleyyet]

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*reported

 

[antelopedundee]

Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates.

"In honour of this holy season," Saint Peter said, "You must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven."
The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a Bic lighter. He flicked it on. "It represents a candle," he said.
"You may pass through the pearly gates," Saint Peter said.
The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He shook them and said, "They're bells."
Saint Peter said, "You may pass through the pearly gates."
The third man started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of women's panties. St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked,
"And just what do those symbolize?"
The man replied,
"These are Carol's."

 

[Nick87]

@mtmuley

 

[Hilljackoutlaw]

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@mtmuley

Frigging hilarious. "Includes maple syrup for that real dive bar sticky floor feeling" hahahaha

 

[seeth07]

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@mtmuley

I'd eat it

 

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