A little humour for your day

[OntarioHunter]

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That notice is not very secure. Should be mounted behind bullet proof glass. It is paper afterall.

 

[Southern Elk]

 

[millerkiller77]

 

[Arcola]

That notice is not very secure. Should be mounted behind bullet proof glass. It is paper afterall.

It should be safe. A paper plate on the other hand…

 

[millerkiller77]

 

[longbow51]

 

[noharleyyet]

 

[hank4elk]

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...with free refills.

 

[RyGuy]

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Sent this to my wife, she wasn’t amused

 

[antelopedundee]

 

[antelopedundee]

I don't always look ar everything here so my apologies if any are repeats or ABPs!

 

[antelopedundee]

 

[Addicting]

Got an insurance discount on our new white truck after naming it Storm Trooper. Even if you aim it, it will never hit anything.

 

[noharleyyet]

I don't always look ar everything here so my apologies if any are repeats or ABPs!

Double entendre with the bottom pair.

 

[Sytes]

From wife...

 

[BigHornRam]

 

[antelopedundee]

After his exam, the doctor said to the elderly man, “You appear to be in good health. Do you have any medical concerns you would like to ask me about?”


“In fact, I do,” said the old man. “After I make love to my wife, the first time I am usually hot and sweaty, and then after we make love the second time, I am usually cold and chilly.”


After examining his elderly wife, the doctor said, “Everything appears to be fine. Do you have any medical concerns that you would like to discuss with me?”


The lady replied that she had no questions or concerns.


The doctor then said to her, “Your husband had an unusual concern. He claims that he is usually hot and sweaty after making love with you the first time, and then cold and chilly after the second time. Do you know why?”


“Oh that crazy old fart…” she replied. “That’s because the first time is usually in August, and the second time is in January!”

 

[Keep on]

 

[antelopedundee]

 

[antelopedundee]