$7 SEX
A Floridacouple, both well into their 80s, go to
a sex therapist's office.
The doctor asks, 'What can I do for you?'
The
man says, 'Will you watch us have sexual intercourse?'
The doctor raises
both eyebrows, but he is so amazed that such an elderly couple is asking
for sexual advice that he agrees.
When the couple finishes, the doctor says, 'There's absolutely
nothing wrong with the way you have intercourse.'
He thanks them for coming, he wishes them good luck, he charges
them $50 and he says good bye.
T he next week, the same couple returns and asks the sex
therapist to watch again. The sex therapist is a bit puzzled, but agrees.
This happens several weeks in a row.
The couple makes an appointment, has intercourse
with no problems, pays the doctor, then leave.
Finally, after 3 months of this routine, the doctor says, 'I'm
sorry, but I have to ask. Just what are you trying to find
out?'
The man says, 'We're not trying to find out
anything.
She's married; so we can't go to her
house.
I'm married; and we can't go to my house.
The Holiday Inn charges $98.
The Hilton charges $139.
We do it here for $50, and
Medicare pays $43 of it, leaving my
net cost of $7.
SHAME ON YOU FOR LAUGHING AT
THAT.....
A Floridacouple, both well into their 80s, go to
a sex therapist's office.
The doctor asks, 'What can I do for you?'
The
man says, 'Will you watch us have sexual intercourse?'
The doctor raises
both eyebrows, but he is so amazed that such an elderly couple is asking
for sexual advice that he agrees.
When the couple finishes, the doctor says, 'There's absolutely
nothing wrong with the way you have intercourse.'
He thanks them for coming, he wishes them good luck, he charges
them $50 and he says good bye.
T he next week, the same couple returns and asks the sex
therapist to watch again. The sex therapist is a bit puzzled, but agrees.
This happens several weeks in a row.
The couple makes an appointment, has intercourse
with no problems, pays the doctor, then leave.
Finally, after 3 months of this routine, the doctor says, 'I'm
sorry, but I have to ask. Just what are you trying to find
out?'
The man says, 'We're not trying to find out
anything.
She's married; so we can't go to her
house.
I'm married; and we can't go to my house.
The Holiday Inn charges $98.
The Hilton charges $139.
We do it here for $50, and
Medicare pays $43 of it, leaving my
net cost of $7.
SHAME ON YOU FOR LAUGHING AT
THAT.....
