5 Things about your dog

[Elkoholic]

and #6 My dog needs a job.
Just got home from the vet yearly check up, shots and heart worm, flee/tick prevention. My gosh!

 

[Tradewind]

 

[Chad Gus]

Picture pretty much sums up Hunter, probably the best dog I've had.
1. He's old and fat now
2. He used to lay on the roof of our house, my house is built into a hill and the roof is 16 inches off the ground.
3. Rabbits torment him now, as he can only run about 50 feet before he has to stop and rest, they only run about 75 feet and stop.
4. He was a rescue dog
5. He loves going for rides

Archie is our new pup, he's an a---ole and that's all you really need to know about him.
1. He's a steal your girl type dog, that was my spot in bed.
2. We're on our 3rd dog bed, he rips the stuffing out of them.
3. Every 10 to 14 days he shits in the house.
4. He tackles hunter and sits on his head and won't let him back up, hunter is too old to fight back.
5. In the middle of the night when he wants to go outside, he will crawl onto your chest and stare into your soul, til you wake up.
6. The girls in the house spoil him rotten, there's a 100% chance they love him more than me

 

[Djfan]

1) He has passed on
2) I miss him
3) I miss him
4) I miss him terribly
5) Now I miss him more.

 

[AvidIndoorsman]

 

[338win]

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I never imagined a corgi being an apex predator until now.

 

[MtnElk]

Well hard to compete with @wllm's collage, but here we go

1. Annabella will literally play fetch until she can't walk. Has been that way since the day I got her at 8 weeks old
2. Would have been an excellent hunting dog had I started earlier in her (and my) life
3. If she barks, something is very wrong or someone is near by that shouldn't. She doesn't bark, at all.
4. When she met my step daughter, their bond was instant. If the little one moves, AB tracks her
5. For 13, she is super mobile and happy. Legit is the best dog I ever could have asked for

 

[Keep on]

Ours is still only a pup,
1. Will wear a tennis ball out.
2. Can chew any toy down to a nub in near record time.
3. Can't take being away from mine or my wife's side.
4. Likes truck rides and pup cups at the local ice cream joint.
5. Is the best dog ever. Everyone will tell you they've got the best dog ever, and they are all right. They sure fill a spot in our lives and hearts.

 

[Wild Bill]

1) He is obsessed with me and will cry and look out the window for days if I am gone
2) He hates getting his picture taken, but is extremely photogenic
3) He watches me put my pants on every day to see if I'm putting on hunting pants
4) Gentle as could be with our son
5) He loves fishing as much as he loves bird hunting
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[MarvB]

Though not our dog (though she thinks she owns the neighborhood) the neighbors dog had a litter a bit ago. Cute and smart as hell, they’ve got just these two females left (all yours @wllm lol) that aren’t spoken for- 3/4 corgi 1/4 toy aussie

 

[Stocker]

Kali
1. She has way more stamina and is surprisingly athletic for how fat she is (just like me)
2. After a day of bird hunting she sleeps in the bed of whatever hotel we are at and if you try to move her she will bite you.
3. She’s constantly talking. Whining, yipping, barking.
4. She works perfect in the field and when she gets birdy you better be ready.
5. She has no clue how to find shed antlers but she likes to go.

 

[noharleyyet]

Lizzie (L) & Bella

https://flic.kr/p/24uJzCW

1. They were not outside dogs
2. They were passively insistent about being fed on time, talked to, and affection
3. They were the best
4. We miss them
Sophie

https://flic.kr/p/2nTyuht

1. She was smart enough to adopt our daughter's young family
2. She's not passive about anything
3. She's a beautiful Golden living her best life
4. Her family is in the process of acquiring a Golden pup from her kennel of origin for Sophie and Layla (the cat) to mentor

 

[Marshian]

1) Prior to Hugo, I had considered miniature poodles as fancy-pants type of dog and picked his name after googling top 50 French men’s names.

2) My wife is Lithuanian and his nickname is Gerbemos Pimpe, which translates to Respected Mister little penis, in honor of how he always sleeps exposing himself.

3) He gets his teeth brushed every night by my dental hygienist wife without exception. Much to the chagrin of my daughter who once accidentally received the same meat toothpaste from my mother in law.

4) it’s cheaper to fly him so he has been from Montana to Michigan and Florida dozens of times. Likely has more flier miles than 95% of the population

5) Hugo has never really known what it’s like to sleep in a kennel or on a mat, he’s always in our bed

 

[Birddog916]

1. Beck likes ice fishing, hiking, and running. He runs 80-100 miles a week with my wife. I'm allergic to running.
2. Beck hates Harleys, skateboards, cats, and really anything with fur
3. Beck wants to kill most other dogs, squirrels, skunks, cats, raccoons and postmen
4. Beck is only 40 pounds but is super protective of all his people and will fight anyone and anything. He has chased bears, coyotes, deer, elk, and moose.
5. If Beck was a human he'd be a Trumper for sure and build a wall to keep all his enemies out.

 

[fmnjr]

* Sleeps 22 hrs/day,
* Eat/sh*ts 2 hrs/day
* Snores like a fu*!ing freight train
* Eats his own sh*t
* Has a sh*tty disposition often
* Looks like he was put together from about 10 other breeds
* Gets fed 2x/day and eats like he's dying from hunger
* Barks at nothing
* Has heart murmur
* Has hip problems
* Hair grows to mop-like lengths

What else you want to know?

 

[MTLabrador]

This big goofball has turned out to be a damn good dog.

1. We call him the bear because of his size and his annoying ability to use his paws as hands to open doors, pet humans, and get himself into trouble.
2. He likely is part polar bear.
3. He figured out retrieving birds pretty much on his own and has gotten very good at it.
4. He is a giant spoiled baby and the neediest and most lab like of all the labs I’ve been around.
5. Even though he is a bear, he has a great and terrible fear of all bears after running into a few black bears with me as a puppy.

 

[tkhuntsman]

1. She doesn’t hunt and has zero prey drive
2. She was supposed to be my wife’s dog
3. She is a great hiking partner
4. Her off switch works well
5. She runs to her crate whenever I say goodbye or good night.
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He's loyal
He's an adventure seeker
He's 10" tall (definitely bigger around though he doesn't skip meals)
He would hunt if the struggle wasn't so real.
He's pretty much the most interesting dog in the world (and he's never had a dos Equis)