Your Dad

[Bambistew]

Diesel trucks smell like farts, and funny enough so do a lot of other things.

If you can pay someone to do something, you can probably do it yourself with some level of sucess.

 

[Gunner46]

The boy was still small enough that he ate in his highchair. I had him a couple of hours B4 Mom got home, so it was Guy Time. In one of my strokes of Genius, I decided to teach him to express a refreshing "AHHHHHHHH" everytime he took a swallow from his sippy cup. (Funny as Hell) Mom was not as impressed, nor amused as I, to say the least. Started to really get on her nerves pretty bad, cuz it took her six months to quell what I had taught him in two days ! Problem was, Son was 6 months older and had figured out he could irk his Mom when he felt like it........Just turned 18 and that lesson has stuck. He'll still "AHHHHHHH" at the dinner table whenever he wants to pluck her cord ! HAHAHAHA