Young bull and old bull

[BigHornRam]

Old bull and young bull are on a hill overlooking a pasture of 100 heifers. Young bull says I'm going to run down there and get me one of them heifers! Old bull says I'm going to walk down there and get all those heifers.

 

[mtmiller]

Not quite the same as the blue version.

 

[teej89]

Not quite the same as the blue version.

I was thinking the same thing.... not exactly the way my dad told me it when I was old enough but this one is way more appropriate on this forum ha!

 

[huronmtns]

I have heard the same, only difference was the young sheep herder and the old sheep herder!

 

[dirtclod Az.]

huronmtns YOU are one strange ranger!?

 

[BearFoot]

A classic!

 

[Ben Lamb]

One of my favorites.

Here's the NSFW version:

 

[shoots-straight]

Old bull and young bull are on a hill overlooking a pasture of 100 heifers. Young bull says I'm going to run down there and get me one of them heifers! Old bull says I'm going to walk down there and get all those heifers.

Yea that was a good one. Not quite" get me one" was they way I heard it told. My memory is cloudy though after 30 years.