Elkhunter
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WHO SAID WOMEN CAN'T FOLLOW INSTRUCTIONS...
The CIA had an opening for an assassin. After all of
the background checks, interviews and testing were
done, there were three finalists, two men and a
woman.
For the final test, the CIA agents took one of the men
to a large metal door and handed him a gun. "We must
know that you will follow your instructions, no matter
what the circumstances. Inside of this room, you will
find your wife sitting in a chair. Kill Her!!!"
The man said, "You can't be serious. I could never
shoot my wife."
The agent said, "Then you're not the right man for
this job."
The second man was given the same instructions. He
took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for
about five minutes. Then the man came out with tears
in his eyes. "I tried, but I can't kill my wife."
The agent said, "You don't have what it takes. Take
your wife and go home."
Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the
same instructions, to kill her husband. She took the
gun and went into the room. Shots were heard, one shot
after another. They heard screaming, crashing, banging
on the walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet. The
door opened slowly and there stood the woman. She
wiped the sweat from her brow, and said "This gun is
loaded with blanks. I had to beat him to death with
the chair."
The CIA had an opening for an assassin. After all of
the background checks, interviews and testing were
done, there were three finalists, two men and a
woman.
For the final test, the CIA agents took one of the men
to a large metal door and handed him a gun. "We must
know that you will follow your instructions, no matter
what the circumstances. Inside of this room, you will
find your wife sitting in a chair. Kill Her!!!"
The man said, "You can't be serious. I could never
shoot my wife."
The agent said, "Then you're not the right man for
this job."
The second man was given the same instructions. He
took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for
about five minutes. Then the man came out with tears
in his eyes. "I tried, but I can't kill my wife."
The agent said, "You don't have what it takes. Take
your wife and go home."
Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the
same instructions, to kill her husband. She took the
gun and went into the room. Shots were heard, one shot
after another. They heard screaming, crashing, banging
on the walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet. The
door opened slowly and there stood the woman. She
wiped the sweat from her brow, and said "This gun is
loaded with blanks. I had to beat him to death with
the chair."
