This deaf couple got married. After a bit they discovered some trouble comunicating when the lights were off. One day the wife comes up with an idea,so she tells her husband that if he's in the mood at night just squeese her left breast and if he's not just squeese the right one. He thought this was a capitol idea and so he told her that when she was in the mood just reach over and give him one stroke, if she wasn't just reach over and give him fifty. 
