What not to say on the answering machine...

[Deleted member 28227]

harley----???????? your last post on this thread

It's a website where people submit funny text message exchanges... tends to be incredibly raunchy so be warned, i.e. some would make Jose blush...

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Texts From Last Night · Last Night in (406)

Texts From Last Night: Remember that text you shouldn't have sent last night? We do.

www.textsfromlastnight.com

 

[Irrelevant]

It's a website where people submit funny text message exchanges... tends to be incredibly raunchy so be warned, i.e. some would make Jose blush...

You can filter by area code

Enjoy the 406

Texts From Last Night · Last Night in (406)

Texts From Last Night: Remember that text you shouldn't have sent last night? We do.

www.textsfromlastnight.com

NSFW.... com'on ya gotta warn people!

 

[Deleted member 28227]

NSFW.... com'on ya gotta warn people!

I guess it’s been a while since Jose was in peak form...

 

[C17loadclear]

My friend and I always played pranks on each other. He had a dog that if you said his name he would go to the back door. If you didn’t let him out he would pee by the door... yep I called one day when he wasn’t home and I said ....you guessed it.. “max wanna go out?” three times did the trick.

So they come home and play the machine...and then look at the back door..

One of my better pranks..

 

[Tradewind]

It's a website where people submit funny text message exchanges... tends to be incredibly raunchy so be warned, i.e. some would make Jose blush...

You can filter by area code

Enjoy the 406

Texts From Last Night · Last Night in (406)

Texts From Last Night: Remember that text you shouldn't have sent last night? We do.

www.textsfromlastnight.com

entertaining. Draws something of a picture but you get to figure out the rest

 

[dirtclod Az.]

I'm sorry April. You lose on that one. I know. Now your image of me has been crushed. Man, I'm in the doghouse now.

But if you did take a text, and I had your number, I would have sent you this picture last Sunday. See what you missed?

That may be the happiest dog I have ever seen!

 

[BrentD]

That may be the happiest dog I have ever seen!

Of course he is. You would be too of you owned me lock, stock, and barrel. .

He says we need to start planning for Saturday.

 

[dirtclod Az.]

Of course he is. You would be too of you owned me lock, stock, and barrel. .

He says we need to start planning for Saturday.

That's a little ground swell/as apposed to ground shrinkage!

 

[blueridge]

*Texts From Last Night.....google

That was hilarious. There goes half an hour of my morning.

My area code actually had a very true hunting related one: