LMAO Tom in Tenn!...I hear ya there...I've got one too...and I try to keep him wet not me...not as young and full of venom as I once was.
I go down to MO to duckhunt some...we do some flooded timber huntin down there (mallard mecca!!!). Great set up...wading flooded timber...(with current and there's where the trouble starts). Years back on a cold, blowin, late Nov day...we were havin a mallard shoot. The snow was fallin like dish rags, the flight was on, the redleg mallards were pourin into the dekes to get out of the weather. We knocked several down and I waded back into timber to p/u ducks. I was coming back to the hole and got the foot of my chest waders under a submerged log. I fell forward...my wader feet floated out from under me in the current...and I went under (all the way). My hat floated off, but I managed to keep my right arm above water...cuz it contained my brand new Benelli SB Eagle...lol! After I got ahold of a tree and back on my feet...I was proud that I hadn't dunked the gun. I took a ribbin from my buddies...and the huntin was so good...I stayed out there huntin until we limited. I was frozen like a suit of armour from chest up...but very little water in the waders so stayed warm enough to call and shoot.
In hindsite with many years on the gun now...I wish I'd have stuck the butt in the mud to stop my fall...hell...it shoots in any conditions, I've dropped it in, pulled it up, dumped it out, checked the barrel and kept on hunting...lol.