Welcome abouard TTLS

[bluehair]

You guys better get your memories tuned up. This new member has more jokes than anyone I've ever seen. I don't have time or energy these days to steal them all over to HT, so I invited him.

See there Moosie.....I started down the long road to redemption. Plus he's an Idaho boy jes like the rest of yall.

TTLS, you should get them 25 posts pretty quick. But I bet if you whisper sweet nothings in Mojave's ear she'll let you in. hump

 

[bluehair]

Chit. I used to be able to spell. Whats wrong with me?

 

[Mojave]

If his sweet talk is anything like yours Blue, he's out of luck.

Welcome TTLS

 

[TTLS]

Sweet talk???

Yep the joke bag is deep, been savin' 'em for years.....

bluehair,

Am I going to live to regret being associated with the likes of you?


Quick joke before I head........... thanks for the welcome!!



Subject: Job Applicant At The Post Office

A guy goes into the Post Office to interview for a job.

The interviewer asks him "Are you a veteran?"

The guy says "Why yes, in fact I served two tours in Vietnam."

"Good," says the interviewer, "That counts in your favor. Do you
have any service related disabilities?"

The guy says, "In fact I am 100% disabled: during a battle an
explosion removed my private parts so they declared me disabled, it
doesn't affect my ability to work, though."

"Sorry to hear about the damage but I have some good news for you, I
can hire you right now! Our working hours are 8:00 to 4:00. Come on
in about 10:00 and we'll get you started."

The guy says "If working hours are from 8:00 to 4:00, why do you
want me to come at 10:00?"

"Well, here at the post office we don't do anything but sit around
and scratch our balls for the first two hours. Don't need you here
for that!"

 

[WHT_MTNMAN]

RMAO, so true

 

[Moosie]

LOL... Sounds like what We do 'round these parts ....

(A late Welcome to HuntTalk.com) And watch out for Mojave. She's a Crazy one... And my sister