Wapiti Testicles aka Rocky Mountain Oysters

WyoDoug

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I got my own recipe for doing this but really they are quite good. I also like venison ones. Have not tried antelope yet. Maybe this year.

 
My recipe:

Brine - I soak them in this brine for at least 24 hours before frying:
1/4 cup kosher salt
4 cups water
1/4 cup white vinegar
This helps draw out remaining blood and tenderize them

Egg Bath:
2 medium eggs
1 cup milk
Scramble the eggs and milk together

Flour for initial dipping about 1-2 cups

Breading mix:
2 cups Panko breadcrumbs - plain
1 tblsp cayenne pepper
1 tblsp paprika
1 tblsp garlic powder
1 tblsp onion powder
1/2 tps salt
Mix breading ingredients well

Frying:
Cast iron skillet with 1/2 inch heated lard, vegetable oil or shortening

Slice the oysters against the grain into about 1/4 to 1/2 inch slices.
Roll into the flour and coat well
Dip into egg bath and coat well
Roll into breading mix and coat well
Fry immediately until golden brown. Do not let breaded pieces sit.

This is good with jalapeno jelly or relish on it too.

HINT: If you want a more southern style breading rather than this Cajun style, substitute the cayenne pepper with black pepper
 
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I've never understood the squeamishness about this.

I grew up ranching in California. (Yes, they do that.) Several small family ranches would co-op during branding season. Each weekend we would be at a different ranch doing roundup, splitting out the calves for branding, earmarking, and cutting. A day of work, some rodeo, and good fellowship. The day always ended with a big oyster feed.

Yummy!
 
Honestly, it's in my top 3 favorite things to eat from an animal (heart, and tongue being the other two).

The squeamishness is standard culinary xenophobia; we have pretty names for most of the other cuts that disguise the fact that we are eating a hunk-o-critter. We even TRY to do with with testicles (by calling them oysters), but they are just so different from all the other parts of the animal that it's impossible to disguise them. Not an issue, I'll eat them.

Peel off the outer membrane (chewy to my palate), bread, fry.
 
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