Valentine’s Day stories

[Deez Nutz]

I shared nachos with my dogs and watched the race in my underwear....

Damn,..that's romantic

 

[Dave N]

I shared nachos with my dogs and watched the race in my underwear....

 

[wistowy]

I shared nachos with my dogs and watched the race in my underwear....

Really don't want to know what was racing in your underwear

 

[Gellar]

I shared nachos with my dogs and watched the race in my underwear....

As long as there wasn’t peanut butter…

 

[Gellar]

My wife and I went out to eat on the 13th at some creepy dive bar called the Tavern Blue before we went to the Iowa wrestling dual. I called to see how long the wait for two was and the phone went to Victor’s (with an Indian accent) voicemail. I didn’t leave a message but Victor called back. There was no wait for a table. Not so sure about Tavern Blue we tried a few other places but they all had a 20-30 minute wait which usually wouldn’t be an issue, but we had to be to Carver Hawkeye arena in 1.5 hours. So went back to tavern blue. Once inside they had old boats for seating. Like an old tri hull boat and the jet ski from East Bound and Down. While we were waiting for our order she showed me a meme that said “on February the 13th guys take their side piece out, on February 14 guys take their girlfriend out and married guys don’t get their wife anything.” I had to work on Valentine’s Day and I had nothing to exchange with her the next day. But to save the day While at work one of the education girls had made silly valentines cards to give away so I took one of those home. It was a picture of a bullhead that said “You make my whisker tingle” I don’t think my wife was as enthused as I was.