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Two Arab terrorists are in a locker room taking a shower after their
bomb making class, when one notices the other has a huge cork stuck in
his butt.
If you do not mind me saying," said the second, "that cork looks very
uncomfortable. Why do you not take it out?"
I regret I cannot", lamented the first Arab. "It is permanently stuck
in my butt."
"I do not understand," said the other.
The first Arab says, "I was walking along the beach and I. Tripped over
an oil lamp. There was a puff of smoke, and then a huge old man in an
American flag attire with a white beard and top hat came boiling out.
He said, "I am Uncle Sam, the Genie. I can grant you one wish."
I said, "No shit?"
God Bless America
bomb making class, when one notices the other has a huge cork stuck in
his butt.
If you do not mind me saying," said the second, "that cork looks very
uncomfortable. Why do you not take it out?"
I regret I cannot", lamented the first Arab. "It is permanently stuck
in my butt."
"I do not understand," said the other.
The first Arab says, "I was walking along the beach and I. Tripped over
an oil lamp. There was a puff of smoke, and then a huge old man in an
American flag attire with a white beard and top hat came boiling out.
He said, "I am Uncle Sam, the Genie. I can grant you one wish."
I said, "No shit?"
God Bless America
