Triple Dog dared

Nut, I quadruple dog dare you to stick you weiner on a flag pole after you take a leak.
 
BFD....That has happened twice in my class of 1st graders this year alone. It seems to be a rite of passage or something. Every year at least one of my students does it, without fail. I just don't get it.
 
Whats funny is when I was Dating Vicki her dad worked for a trucking cvompany and for the Company party we went to Lagoon in Utah. they rolled a Freezer 18 wheeler in and when they handed out Icecream I got a Creamsicle on a stick. It stuck to my tounge a little. It was frozen Solid. So I was being funny and Stuck out my tounge and put the Icecream on it and it stuck liek a Flag pole. I started to laugh and the Family was laughing and when I laughed my tounge went back in my mouth and choked me. I litterally had to pull on the stick to keep breathing or it would block my wind pipe.

I yanked so hard my tounge lost some skin. But over all I was still laughing too..... Dang kids ;)
 
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