Calif. Hunter
Active member
Go ahead. Try this! We Dare You !
Enter Mexico illegally. Never mind immigration quotas, visas, international law, or any of that nonsense.
Once there, demand that the local government provide free medical care for you and your entire family. Demand bilingual nurses and doctors.
Demand free bilingual local government forms, bulletins, voting ballots, etc.
Procreate abundantly. Deflect any criticism of this allegedly irresponsible reproductive behavior with. . . "It's an American thing, You wouldn't understand."
Keep your American identity strong. Fly Old Glory from your rooftop, or proudly display it in your front window or on your car bumper.
Speak only English at home and in public and insist that your children do likewise.
Demand classes on American culture in your school system.
Demand a local Mexican driver license. This will afford other legal rights and will go far to legitimize your unauthorized, illegal, presence in Mexico Insist that local Mexican law enforcement teach English to all its officers.
OH, and by the way. . . . . . Good luck!
Enter Mexico illegally. Never mind immigration quotas, visas, international law, or any of that nonsense.
Once there, demand that the local government provide free medical care for you and your entire family. Demand bilingual nurses and doctors.
Demand free bilingual local government forms, bulletins, voting ballots, etc.
Procreate abundantly. Deflect any criticism of this allegedly irresponsible reproductive behavior with. . . "It's an American thing, You wouldn't understand."
Keep your American identity strong. Fly Old Glory from your rooftop, or proudly display it in your front window or on your car bumper.
Speak only English at home and in public and insist that your children do likewise.
Demand classes on American culture in your school system.
Demand a local Mexican driver license. This will afford other legal rights and will go far to legitimize your unauthorized, illegal, presence in Mexico Insist that local Mexican law enforcement teach English to all its officers.
OH, and by the way. . . . . . Good luck!
