The Viperess
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Getting married is one of the biggest changes you'll ever experience and
life will never be the same again.
What are some of the things that are different once you're married?
Here's a fun list -- for both men and women.
FOR WOMEN:
After six months, he stops buying you flowers.
After six months, you stop shaving your legs every day.
His parents always said what a strange kid he was and you find out why.
His previously "endearing" bad habits start to become irritating.
You suddenly become responsible for remembering his entire family's
birthdays and anniversaries, the Christmas card list, buying any presents
and wrapping them. He offers to deliver them and take all the credit.
He never answers the telephone or the door again.
FOR MEN:
Her possessions and ornaments are everywhere. Yours are in boxes in the
basement.
If you earn more than her, you'll have a joint account. If she earns more
than you, you have separate ones.
You stop pretending to like her relatives.
You wear aftershave only when you're meeting other people as well.
You forget how to use the washing machine and every time you fill the
dishwasher, she'll rearrange it.
You find other people's conversations more interesting in restaurants than
your own.
Your snoring becomes an issue.
The bathroom is stacked with shampoos, conditioners and highly scented
soaps. The towels finally match.
If 4 a.m. was once the end of a long night, it's now the start of a long
day.
life will never be the same again.
What are some of the things that are different once you're married?
Here's a fun list -- for both men and women.
FOR WOMEN:
After six months, he stops buying you flowers.
After six months, you stop shaving your legs every day.
His parents always said what a strange kid he was and you find out why.
His previously "endearing" bad habits start to become irritating.
You suddenly become responsible for remembering his entire family's
birthdays and anniversaries, the Christmas card list, buying any presents
and wrapping them. He offers to deliver them and take all the credit.
He never answers the telephone or the door again.
FOR MEN:
Her possessions and ornaments are everywhere. Yours are in boxes in the
basement.
If you earn more than her, you'll have a joint account. If she earns more
than you, you have separate ones.
You stop pretending to like her relatives.
You wear aftershave only when you're meeting other people as well.
You forget how to use the washing machine and every time you fill the
dishwasher, she'll rearrange it.
You find other people's conversations more interesting in restaurants than
your own.
Your snoring becomes an issue.
The bathroom is stacked with shampoos, conditioners and highly scented
soaps. The towels finally match.
If 4 a.m. was once the end of a long night, it's now the start of a long
day.
