The Whys of Men

[MarvB]

For "some resason" my wife (who supplied this joke) thought these were a lot funnier than I did...

> > >1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX?
> > >(because they are plugged into a genius)
> > >
> > >2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX?
> > >(they don't have enough time)
> > >
> > >3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG?
> > >(they don't stop to ask directions)
> > >
> > >4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS?
> > >(because their balls fall over their butts and they vaporlock)
> > >
> > >5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS?
> > >(so they won't hump women's legs at cocktail parties)
> > >
> > >6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN?
> > >(you need a rough draft before you make a final copy)
> > >
> > >7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN?
> > >(don't know.....it never happened)
> > >
> > >8. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH?
> > >(because a vibrator can't mow the lawn )

>(C'mon guys, we laugh at your blonde jokes!)

 

[Elkhunter]

Tell her I don't think they are funny at all.

 

[MarvB]

LOL Bill- Probably just tell her they are funny "enough" to keep me close under the covers

 

[Ridge Runner]

[Q> > >5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS?
> > >(so they won't hump women's legs at cocktail parties

How did she know that Happened

 

[Quick Draw]

Those were actully kinda dumb.
Quick Draw

 

[Mojave]

This is because you're young QD. Spend a few more years around men and you'll find these are about dead on.

Love 'em Marv!