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danr55

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Subject: Good Farm Advice


Don't name a pig you plan to eat.

Country fences need to be horse high, pig tight, and bull strong.

Life is not about how fast you run, or how high you climb, but how well you
bounce.

Keep skunks, lawyers and bankers at a distance.

Life is simpler when you plow around the stumps.

A bumblebee is faster than a John Deere tractor.

Trouble with a milk cow is she won't stay milked.

Don't skinny dip with snapping turtles.

Words that soak into your ears are whispered, not yelled.

Meanness don't happen overnight.

If you want to know how country folks are doing, look at their barns, not
their houses.

Never lay an angry hand on a kid or an animal, it just ain't helpful.

Lawyers, bankers and hoot owls sleep with one eye open.

Forgive your enemies. It messes with their heads.

Don't sell your mule to buy a plow.

Two can live as cheap as one if one don't eat.

Don't corner something meaner than you.

You can catch more flies with honey than vinegar, assuming you want to catch
flies.

Man is the only critter who feels the need to label things as flowers or
weeds.


It don't take a very big person to carry a grudge.

Don't go huntin' with a fellow named Chug-A-Lug.


You can't unsay a cruel thing.

Every path has some puddles.

When you wallow with pigs, expect to get dirty.

The best sermons are lived, not preached.

Most of the stuff people worry about never happens.

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<FONT COLOR="#800080" SIZE="1">[ 09-02-2003 12:25: Message edited by: danr55 ]</font>
 
<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Don't go huntin' with a fellow named Chug-A-Lug.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>Those are words to live by!
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May I use them in my sig, pretty please?
 
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