Solution for porch pirates

[Tradewind]

This thing is great...and funny

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xoxhDk-hwuo

 

[PrairieHunter]

Wow, that must have taken an enormous amount of time to construct. Impressive.

 

[psycho]

That's great. I would want to buy one if I had package thieves but haven't had a problem where I live.

 

[fishing4sanity]

I hate thieves and wish I had the engineering skills to do something similar. Great video.

 

[noharleyyet]

Too bad that these days that is an ambulance chaser’s wet dream.

 

[Phaseolus]

Anthrax dispensor!

 

[Nameless Range]

Very cool. A genius creation. But having had stuff stolen off my porch, I think it’s too playful and inadequate. I’m waiting for the YouTube video where the porch thief loses his hand to a guillotine of sorts, falls into a trapdoor pit full rebar pointed to the sky, where he lays until the homeowner comes home to sit directly above him and take a giant dump on a toilet seat suspended by sinew extracted from the thief’s kneecaps. Get goin engineers.

 

[noharleyyet]

Very cool. A genius creation. But having had stuff stolen off my porch, I think it’s too playful and inadequate. I’m waiting for the YouTube video where the porch thief loses his hand to a guillotine of sorts, falls into a trapdoor pit full rebar pointed to the sky, where he lays until the homeowner comes home to sit directly above him and take a giant dump on a toilet seat suspended by sinew extracted from the thief’s kneecaps. Get goin engineers.

 

[Mallardsx2]

Too bad it didn't explode with nails for shrapnel.

 

[Dinkshooter]

man that makes my day!

 

[Tradewind]

Too bad that these days that is an ambulance chaser’s wet dream.

Good luck finding a jury of your peers who would convict

 

[Tradewind]

Very cool. A genius creation. But having had stuff stolen off my porch, I think it’s too playful and inadequate. I’m waiting for the YouTube video where the porch thief loses his hand to a guillotine of sorts, falls into a trapdoor pit full rebar pointed to the sky, where he lays until the homeowner comes home to sit directly above him and take a giant dump on a toilet seat suspended by sinew extracted from the thief’s kneecaps. Get goin engineers.

a little angry this morning??

 

[noharleyyet]

Good luck finding a jury of your peers who would convict

#cynic

 

[Tradewind]

#cynic

Harley: Hmm, yeah. so what are you in for??

me: I glittered a porch pirate.

 

[noharleyyet]

Package grabber w/safety glasses;

 

[Bugle 'Em In]

That was hilarious.

 

[Nameless Range]

a little angry this morning??

Pre-coffee. I'd just suspend the toilet seat by chains now.

 

[noharleyyet]

That dude is probably a formidable friend every April 1.

 

[Tradewind]

That dude is probably a formidable friend every April 1.

Bet he's a lot of fun for Halloween, too.

 

[rtraverdavis]

Sub glitter for ground ghost pepper seeds and you'd really have something. Great video.