noharleyyet
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...wasn't this the day we were supposed to lose the internet?
So.....
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Dinkshooter
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hey, where is everyone?
Dinkshooter
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I thought I heard that wolves had chewed through the W.W.W cord as it came across Montana? So hungry and bored?
dustinf
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I just assumed everyone switched to a Mac...
It's because the woofs et all the elk, and Obama didn't do anything to stop it.
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tjones
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,,,,,,,,,,,,nope not going to say it.
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Dear Friends,
We did it! We won another round in the never ending wolf wars. Today, as many of you know, we were supposed to lose the internet due to a massive overpopulation of wolves in Nebraska and Oklahoma. Luckily for us, our fearless leaders, led by none other than me, Ryan Benson (JD, Harvard) were able to single handedly rapel from our blackhawk helicopters and mowed down the wolves that were right outside Omaha with our special edition Jeff Foxworthy M-4s.
This fight couldn't have been won without your tireless support of our petition that will help secure even more funding so we can do whatever it is we do (please don't ask, or you will be called a terrorist). But the fight's not over, only by your nondeductible gift of $500 today can we keep the wolves from stealing your children and our outfitted dude's easy hunts.
Remember, it was Big Game Forver that parted the Red Sea, won the 6 day war in 3 days and got wolves delisted. Our sucesses are many, and our failures are packaged as wins for you as well.
Remember that stupid bill that would have allowed snooty fly-fisherman and kids to use rivers without fear of rocksalt to the backside? We killed that with your help!
Remember in Arizona when we tried to steal your best tags and give them to ourselves? We killed that bill when it became clear that we'd get lynched if it went through. Hooray for us!
So please, give generously and often to Big Game Forever. We'll use the lube next time, we swear!
Yours in constipation,
Ryan Bensen
We did it! We won another round in the never ending wolf wars. Today, as many of you know, we were supposed to lose the internet due to a massive overpopulation of wolves in Nebraska and Oklahoma. Luckily for us, our fearless leaders, led by none other than me, Ryan Benson (JD, Harvard) were able to single handedly rapel from our blackhawk helicopters and mowed down the wolves that were right outside Omaha with our special edition Jeff Foxworthy M-4s.
This fight couldn't have been won without your tireless support of our petition that will help secure even more funding so we can do whatever it is we do (please don't ask, or you will be called a terrorist). But the fight's not over, only by your nondeductible gift of $500 today can we keep the wolves from stealing your children and our outfitted dude's easy hunts.
Remember, it was Big Game Forver that parted the Red Sea, won the 6 day war in 3 days and got wolves delisted. Our sucesses are many, and our failures are packaged as wins for you as well.
Remember that stupid bill that would have allowed snooty fly-fisherman and kids to use rivers without fear of rocksalt to the backside? We killed that with your help!
Remember in Arizona when we tried to steal your best tags and give them to ourselves? We killed that bill when it became clear that we'd get lynched if it went through. Hooray for us!
So please, give generously and often to Big Game Forever. We'll use the lube next time, we swear!
Yours in constipation,
Ryan Bensen
spook12
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Someones feeling frisky !
Elkmagnet
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It wont be so funny in 20 years when they are crawling all over Colorado.
Dinkshooter
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Dirka, dirka dur.
Lawnboy
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Yea and they will be those Canadian ones 180 pounders!
I think Al Gore was able to fix it before it all crashed. Hey if he can invent it then why not fix it?
noharleyyet
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Al Gore giveth...and Al Gore taketh away.
Elkmagnet
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Hey they did take my job.
MTbowhunter84
Member
I needed a good laugh and that for sure did it thanks!!!
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