"Hello, is this the FBI?"
"I'm calling to report about my neighbor Billy Bob Smith. He's hiding marijuana in his firewood!"
"Thankyou for the call sir."
The next day the FBI agents show up at Billy Bobs house. Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood, but find no marijuana. They sneer at Billy Bob and leave.
The phone rings at Billy Bob's house.
"Hey, Billy Bob! Did the FBI come?"
"Yep"
"Did they chop your firewood?"
"Yep"
"Happy Birthday Buddy."
"I'm calling to report about my neighbor Billy Bob Smith. He's hiding marijuana in his firewood!"
"Thankyou for the call sir."
The next day the FBI agents show up at Billy Bobs house. Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood, but find no marijuana. They sneer at Billy Bob and leave.
The phone rings at Billy Bob's house.
"Hey, Billy Bob! Did the FBI come?"
"Yep"
"Did they chop your firewood?"
"Yep"
"Happy Birthday Buddy."
