Khunter
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Been there…
Sh*t our wives do...
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duckhunt
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I was just thinking this the other day. So I've noticed my wife waits for me to shut the truck off and get out then shut my door before she starts to get out. So out of curiosity I tested this theory. I started waiting a few extra seconds here and there and she still waited until I was out with my door shut.
My wife is currently in the “cannot make a decision stage”. She wants to bring things up then will 2nd guess and hem haw around. I got fed up with it so now I’ve just been doing the stuff she talks about. About 5 months ago she brought up wanting a dog, for us to hunt with and go with us since our old lab died. Then she would come up with reasons to wait, then say she wanted one. I just called a guy who had what we wanted and put a deposit down and told her. A couple weeks ago she was talking about taking the kids skiing. I listened to it for about 2 days then just booked it for this weekend. There’s been several other instances of this the past 6 months. So far it’s going about as well as every husband thinks it would. 50% of the time she’s really happy and 50% of the time she’s pissed and chews my ass. So no real difference, but I don’t have to listen to her deliberate with herself for days or weeks anymore.
Redmt
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I've learned to never complain,,,much. It never makes things I would possibly comment on any better. One thing that does really bug me is if she asks a question and doesn't get the answer she likes she will immediately ask again in a different way. I've learned that if I give no response to the second or third variation of the same question gets the same results as giving the wrong answer.
My favorite is the “fishing” question. She already has her mind made up on something but then asks it in a form of a question to see if you agree with her or you are wrong. She doesn’t want a real answer she just wants an answer to confirm what she already believes or knows.
When that happens I immediately bring up some expensive hunting or fish trip diverting into that fight is easier than guessing wrong on whatever question she’s asking.
TX Trophy Hunter
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Your wives are all lame. Mine has broken the sound barrier, free fall parachuted, and made some precise shots on animals.
Corn king 60
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My wife and I were out to a RMEF banquet last Friday. It was 9 below zero.when I shut the car off I just sat there until she got out and was ready to walk.
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Mine recently told me that when calculating the number of days I’m gone hunting/fishing in a year, you need to calculate the previous hunting season as well, because “it’s close enough to the start of the new year.”
So, in 2025 I was away from home for 10 days. But, according to her, that number was actually 17 days because I need to count my hunting trip in fall of 2024.
So, in 2025 I was away from home for 10 days. But, according to her, that number was actually 17 days because I need to count my hunting trip in fall of 2024.
