Serenity

[The Viperess]

Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change,
The courage to change the things I cannot accept,

And the wisdom to hide the bodies of those people I had to
Kill today because they ticked me off.

And also, help me to be careful of the toes I step on today,
As they may be connected to the butt that I may kiss tomorrow.

Help me to always give 100% at work...

12% on Monday,

23% on Tuesday,

40% on Wednesday,

20% on Thursday,

And 5% on Friday.

And, help me to remember...
When I'm having a really bad day,

And it seems that people are trying to tick me off,

That it takes 42 muscles to frown and only 4 to extend
my middle finger and tell them to bite me.

 

[Nut]

I work out them 4 muscles all the time reading message boards