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The National Poetry Contest had come down to two semifinalists,
a Yale graduate and a redneck from Wyoming. They were given
a word, then allowed two minutes to study the word and come up
with a poem that contained the word. The word they were given was "Timbuktu".
First to recite his poem was the Yale graduate. He stepped to the
microphone and said ------------
"Slowly across the desert sand
Trekked a lonely caravan;
Men on camels, two by two
Destination -Timbuktu."
The crowd went crazy! No way could the redneck top that, they thought.
The redneck calmly made his way to the microphone and recited--------
"Me and Tim a huntin went,
Met three whores in a pop up tent.
They was three, and we was two,
So I bucked one, and Timbuktu."
The redneck won hands down
a Yale graduate and a redneck from Wyoming. They were given
a word, then allowed two minutes to study the word and come up
with a poem that contained the word. The word they were given was "Timbuktu".
First to recite his poem was the Yale graduate. He stepped to the
microphone and said ------------
"Slowly across the desert sand
Trekked a lonely caravan;
Men on camels, two by two
Destination -Timbuktu."
The crowd went crazy! No way could the redneck top that, they thought.
The redneck calmly made his way to the microphone and recited--------
"Me and Tim a huntin went,
Met three whores in a pop up tent.
They was three, and we was two,
So I bucked one, and Timbuktu."
The redneck won hands down
